RIP windell middlebrooks aka Kirby forever the best security guard🙏😔

Rest in peace Windell. Thank you for the laughs. 

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

Writer Problems: Plotting

How my friends plot their novels:

How I plot my novels:

fashion encyclopedia: Valentino pre fall 2015

this has over 5000 notes. it is a literal cake floating thru the ocean. what U all doing honestly????

okay nickie, how many times do you honestly see a cake floating in the ocean. i bet none. i dont know what youre doing, but im just appreciating the beauty of this aesthetic.

Paul Rudd uses his mystical powers to control a basketball

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He’s just a big little kid

Get out of here, you adorable little shit.

man-child

this is cute and everything but all i’m looking at is the way he rubs his head in the first one even though there’s nothing there.

im not like other teenagers, im 51

sometimes i’m like “wow i hate myself and want to die” but on good days i’m just like “wow i hate myself”

Going to Medieval Times as link tonight!!!

another highly recommended life tip:

when a boy tells you that you “arent like other girls” or that you are “so unique because you like comics”

look offended

really offended

like narrow your eyes and look confused

and ask him how many girls he actually knows

and if he replies that he knows a lot just sit there looking really skeptical

oh my god

Anonymously ask me, "Would you..."

we want to play!

but what if Rose was punny?