Morose Existentialism Will Get You Through The Day

best fight scene in movie history

One Philanthropist could make this happen!

favorite internet thing is when people just slap the golden ratio on any image in any orientation they want and it just doesn't mean anything

"tumblr doesn't have an algorithm so likes are WORTHLESS they do NOTHING" well actually likes tell me that people liked my post. they have worth because they show me people saw my post and enjoyed it. that's still interaction even if it doesn't give an extra boost to make Number Go Up even more. yeah I generally get more out of written feedback in tags/replies but likes are still Something, they aren't people telling me "fuck you I'm not sharing your post" they're people telling me "hehe I give your post little a like as a treat."

all these posts that are like *flips hair* hi newbiesss tehee welcome to Tumblr..... we're not like the Other Social Media Sites 😝😘 and then proceed to unironically describe tumblr like the shangri la of social media where we all live laugh reblog and have long ebony black hair and flip off preps as if every fucking day on here for the last ten years hasn't been a bloody trial with innumerable casualties like we don't weekly see the most hilarious drama and indescribable dysfunctionality. you're all like acclimated deep sea organisms enticing soft photic zone invertebrates to come down. they're going to fucking die.

June in Tokyo: hydrangeas everywhere, and air your futon while you get a chance, because very soon it’s going to rain again.

no context november. figure it out.

tumblr post from 1860: i dearly hope whatever fine gentleman invented the clothespin has had his shit sucked completely clean every day henceforth

Reverting to pretending we're just as horrendously cringey as we were when we were 90% fandom-led in 2014 to ward off incoming twitter users (and that WORKING) is legitimately the funniest thing this website has ever done

nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

[ID: A tweet by the official Tumblr account which reads:

#this is like if the landlord fired the gunshots for you (via @sophular)

Inclusion is so important!

My favorite words to describe fiction I hate are SACCHARINE, MASTURBATORY and INSIPID

same energy

almost forgot this one

plague doctor

hey don't cry. estimated up to 3.8 million species of fungi on planet earth with only around 4% of species being described leaving 96% of species unknown. okay?

just found this comic i drew in 2012

It is exhausting!

THIS!