‘We Rate Dogs’ isn’t the Twitter account we need, it’s the Twitter account we deserve (25 Photos) http://bit.ly/2aQsdoV

NONONONONONNONONON THIS ONE IS THE BEST THIS ONE IS THE BESTTTTTTTTTT

oh my god

Play this as the exiting song at my funeral

Are we going to forget that this happened?

whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

my math teacher tried to hit on another teacher

me as a teacher

he got curved in front of the kids, all Ls

Can we talk 

About

How

Beautiful

Snails

Are?

Seriously

Just Look!!!

IT HAS A FLOWER

(Vyacheslav Mishchenko)

Every once in a while this post starts getting  a ton of notes again and it makes me really happy because the world needs more snail love.

Sneautiful

#TRUTHINESS

why do you like eating a girl out?

the sounds. the way she whimpers. the way she brings it up back to my mouth when i stop. the broken moans. hearing her breathing get harder & feeling her legs shake. when she looks down at me as i look up at her and she bites her lip, my gosh. the way her back arches. the way she grinds her clit on my tongue. the death grip on my head right before she cums and her legs give out. the way she pulls me back up & tastes herself on my lips.

Going back and reading all your dramatic texts you sent from when you were upset 

I love planners, highlighters, giant calendars, nice ball point pens, to do lists, & anything else that gives me the illusion that I’m getting my life together