happy pride month to this post specifically

HOW COULD YOU FORGET

This one hit immediately after reblogging and I type this and there are many more

my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

This is George Costanza behavior

GEORGE: she he’d me!

JERRY: exclusively?!

GEORGE: the WHOLE evening.

JERRY: and this is the girl who had ACAB Land Back Fuck TERFs in her profile?

GEORGE: i told you, jerry! i told you that was a huge red flag. all performativity, no understanding behind it.

JERRY: i just don’t get it, who hears “any pronouns” and doesn’t even throw a they into the mix?

GEORGE: cis women on tinder, apparently!

KRAMER: *barging in* george! how’d that tinder date go?

GEORGE: terrible!

KRAMER: i warned you! jerry, i warned her, i told her “keep to hinge and her, there’s nothing for you on tinder” and did they listen?

JERRY: xe didn’t listen.

Back by popular demand

queer is such a good word. im queer as in fuck you. queer as in odd. queer as in fucked-in-the-head. queer as in i hope you choke on it. queer as in a slur i laugh at. queer as in not like you. queer as in none of your business. queer as in a line in the fucking dirt. queer as in we’re here. get used to it. queer as in this is who i am and what i am. queer as in im different and i dont fucking care. queer as in with or without you i exist and ill keep doing it. queer as in queer

star trek tos au where all the uniform boots look like this

> they don’t know the alternative future in the Simpsons where Bart marries trans Milhouse

me: nice day out, shouldn’t waste it

*disassociates on the couch until sunset*

me: fuck

i don’t think sex on tv is appropriate unless you see the cock otherwise it’s manipulating the viewer and basically gaslighting the audience

What about violence in movies?

glad you asked. they also have to show cock.

really cool that Bernie is still like doing anything about covid while the guy we elected instead of him has been completely ignoring it basically since he was sworn in

the serve

dark science beyond belief

Maybe I’m just too much of a boomer but seeing people use “gay panic” as a way of saying a person is attractive has me like

This feels like the start to a horror movie and I love it

Me rn:

Lady Catherine de Bourgh posted this

ways to respond to being asked "are you a man or a woman?"

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