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haematicmagic

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nicandros

The real problem with the classics corner of tumblr is that it's deeply unbalanced. There are not enough hellenists going insane over random ancient greek politicians. The latinists are giving it their all and being completely unhinged on main and we aren't matching their energy. This simply cannot stand.

The most correct tags on this post @catullyst. I apprecitate the energy of alcibiades' fanclub but we need more diversity and we need weirder men to go insane over

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I’m getting fed up with this whole “feminism as an identity” thing. Time for “feminism as an action.”

So instead of asking “can a feminist do x?” ask “is doing x a feminist action!”

Can a feminist take her husband’s last name? Mu. Null. Question un-valid, please un-ask question.

Is taking your husband’s last name a feminist action? No it isn’t. It doesn’t challenge the patriarchy in anyway, it is the status quo thing to do, it is what is expected of women, and it carries a lot of historical baggage about ownership and shit like that.

But that’s okay, your life choices don’t have to be 100% dictated by your politics unless you want them to. And it’s okay to really want to take his name while recognizing that you also want to do the feminist thing and keep your own, and it’s okay to feel conflicted and have a hard time making the choice. But no more of this enabling “as long as I made the choice myself it is a feminist choice” -bullshit. Own your choices, even the ones that aren’t informed by your feminist politics. You are still a human being and people do shit that contradicts their politics and even interests all the time. Just stop pretending that everything you do is feminist because you are a feminist, that’s not how it works.

^^this is why bell hooks challenges us to say “i support feminist movement” or “i support feminist action” rather than “i am a feminist.” she says that once we say “i am a feminist” and make “feminist” an identity rather than a political movement or a set of beliefs and the actions resulting from those beliefs, we can become complacent and think the battle is over. 

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v0idwraith

For everyone going to protests, remember:

Bring a shit ton of water. More than you think you need, and then more than that.

Bring a mask. Preferably a gas mask, but anything is better than nothing.

Be alert. If you see something get thrown, even if you’re not sure what it is, run in the other direction. Better safe than sorry.

IF YOU GET TEAR GASSED:

DO NOT put milk in your eyes. Flush your eyes out with water, milk can cause infections in your eyes. Additionally, milk is no more effective against tear gas than water. Milk is effective against pepper spray.

Flush your eyes with water immediately. Keep rinsing them for 10-15 minutes, or just as long as you can.

TAKE OUT CONTACTS

When you shower, take as cold a shower as possible. It will suck, but hot water will enlarge your pores and let the tear gas seep in deeper. Be very thorough with soap, remember to wash your hair too.

Remove all contaminated clothing immediately, put it in a plastic bag and wash it as soon as possible. If you got directly tear gassed, you may have to throw the clothes away.

Anyone feel free to add to this, I just felt the need to make this post quickly since I just got back from a protest and saw so many people flushing their eyes with milk.

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fungalfaggot

"the prefrontal cortex doesn't fully form until yr 25!!" y do u wish to take more agency away from teens and young adults. y do u refer to phrenology to inform yr worldview. I'm about to undevelop yr prefrontal cortex with a baseball bat if u don't shut the fuck up

for the ppl who keep saying this is an objective fact, from the Wikipedia list of common misconceptions:

it's pop science. it's pseudoscience. it's phrenology. it's not real. it's being used as an excuse to call older people pedophiles and take away the rights of younger people. shut the fuck up.

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dognotman

Police may also feign kettles in order to cause a protest to disperse.

Protests that move quickly are harder to kettle (but are easier to split up as people get left behind). Something important to note is that kettles are used by police to gather intelligence. Police may tell you that you will be allowed to leave if you provide your name and your address, if you give information about other protestors etc. Police can and will lie to you, do not trust them. Never talk to cops. Being trapped in a kettle is stressful. Police may decide to arrest a few of you or all of you. Their goal is to gather information and to demoralize you. They might threaten or harass you. Your goal should be to remain calm and to help the people around you remain calm. Remember if nobody talks, everyone walks.

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nobodyhorse

20 years ago if you wanted to marry the wife of a powerful danaan king you would have to go out and abduct her with the aid of the gods, now everyone just saunters into your palace and thinks they have a chance with her.

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the last anon reminded me when i was in elementary school we had a civil war reenactor come to the school and he taught us to make something like hardtack (he called them war biscuits but i googled it and it looks the same lol) and i commented that it was "just bad matzah" and my teacher said "is that a Jewish thing? because Jews didn't exist during the civil war" 😭😭😭

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HELLO?????

WHAT??????

Your teacher told you Jews didn’t exist during the Civil War??????? Help?????

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Your teacher told you

Jews didn’t exist during

the Civil War??????? Help?????

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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deepseamuse

This can’t be left in the replies because ???

I want to know who she thought Grant expelled under General Order No. 11.

… who the fuck did she … what the fuck

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I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

I mean. Just devastating 😭

This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed

Actually no I'm double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy's tailor* to confirm his suit isn't actually bespoke

You cannot win in his arena. This isn't "if you come at the king you better not miss" this is "don't fight a shark in the water"

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If the target is an undead, fiend, aberration, or monstrosity and fails the saving throw they are frightened and must spend its turns trying to move as far away from you as it can. It also can’t take reactions. For its action, it can use only the Dash action or try to escape from an effect that prevents it from moving. If there’s nowhere to move, the creature can use the Dodge action. This lasts for 1 minute, or until it takes any damage.

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pileofknives

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

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why i oughta (attempts to roll up my sleeves but i struggle with unbuttoning the cuffs for a solid 4 minutes)

thousand notes motor skills struggle