addicted to saying "ill definitely check that out" about things that i will definitely forget to check out

So, the place I’m living at currently is situated on the farm where I work.

My question is:

Do I work from home or do I live at work?

Me saying; "bell pepper" "cilantro" "jell-o" and "cookie"

*blows a kiss*

For the Americans.

Wait, what do you guys call bell peppers?

Capsicum!

And it comes in three whole different colours you have to collect them all

i get honestly, truly uncomfortable when someone says mcdonalds out loud like……. it feels so unnatural. theres too many syllables, imagine if we called it a mcdonalds run. a mcdonalds hastened stroll

At McDonald’s drive thru and got utterly terrified

I’m sorry but where is this maccas

The most beautiful, profound, and pure thing in the world?

My love for McNuggets.

At Maccas

About last thursday i decided to go to maccas and buy a large chips cause wtf not. I stand in line and when its my turn i place the order. This american sounding girl just looked at me like i was a drongo and snottily asked if i meant fries. I nodded and said “yea i just want a large chips” she continued to correct me for about 5 minutes before some bloke got the manager. He comes over to us and was like “What seems to be the problem?” I look at him and say, “Oh nothing I just wanted a large chips.”

It makes me very sad that people who aren’t Australian don’t know what a maccas run is…

I feel sorry for those who don’t know what the legendary maccas run is

Maccas asking the real questions.

Tag yourself im bindii grass.

I miss these cups. They’re so boring these days

To our new Wise-girl

king i think it is not fucking sufficient at all. wolftopia or bust

Also Wolftopia is gorgeous by the way

Wolftopia is nearly the size of Saturn and orbits two stars that closely orbit each other!

Wolftopia 4 lyfe.

no but guys the best thing about wolftopia is that the guy who found it? his name is Wolf.

His brother suggested be name the planet after himself and I think he deserves that right. Wolftopia <3

woah thats a really pretty planet!!

I want to keep it

i am a simple creature. every day i am sleepy

and every day, despite this, i do not sleep

Who needs sleep. Totally not me

yall ever get so overwhelmed with the feeling of “i’m not doing enough” that you just do nothing at all

this explains my entire existence

Very true

new reblog game how do yall picture the person youre reblogging from

@ this motherfucker on Twitter who put into words what I couldn’t

every book. every single book and this includes long fanfictions. i’ve put this into words so many times and this tweet haunts my mind and my dreams

Very very true.

I feel attacked

Why would I do that when I can do whatever I want for as long as I want

When bum scratches are life 

(Source)

It’s very painful when they do this while We’re trying to work

As a life-long 4-H kid, I can tell that steer has already had hours of work done on him - washed, blow-dried (yes I’m serious, there are specific blow-dryers that they make for cows), clipped, colour-tinted mousse to hold the hair fluffy, “fluffed and buffed.” And then the glitter. Glorious.

Bully Holland, Bully Maguire, and Bully Garfield