Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

happy too tired July everyone

Hope all of you who wanted it to be cold again are proud of yourselves

i am thank you

i love ppl who dont go outside (as in like literally do not do outdoors stuff and dont know much about their local animals and ecosystems) being into Cryptids like theyll literally just see a deer doing normal deer things like "Oh my god. Holy Shit. Holy Fuck. That isnt a deer. Thats something Else.. these mountains are so old... who knows what the fuck this thing is. Im shaking"

significant subset of tiktok was apparently shaken by a video of a deer standing around with the heavy shadow and tall grass giving a (fairly obvious) illusion that it has unusual proportions

im sorry i cant get over this its literally just a fucking deer with weird lighting

deer literallyjust look like this.

Me : *hears a noise while being home alone*

the Twitch chat in my brain : 

I love Riker so much. He could be facing a serious moral dilemma, a matter of life and death, but his face would never tell you that. I look at him and see a being free from the burden of conscious thought.

Oh there’s nobody home

Oh. My. God.

Country boys make do…

THIS is “boys will be boys”

???

HUH?!

i see no difference love is love 😘👍

ON THE FUCKED UP STARDEW VALLEY GRANDA BED????

The Bible makes a lot more sense when you realise they took out the part where the whole reason the Devil became a bad guy and tempted Eve with the apple was because Satan was traumatised as a child when God trained three evil apples to push the Devil’s parents off a cliff

me and the homies once we all get vaccinated for covid

HOLY FUCK?????

MAMA MIA

H E R E     W E     G O     A G A I N

me at the oscars 2021 zoom watch party

well.

to those who until now lived in blissful ignorance of the fact that misha collins’ wife is the author of a book called “The Threesome Handbook: A Practical Guide to Sleeping with Three” within which she mentions their experiences with a male friend named only as “D” (speculated but not proven to be Darius Marder, director of 6 time oscar nominated movie The Sound of Metal): well, uh, guess you know now <3

modern art

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

pulling stunts that strengthen the public’s perception of gay people as satanic perverts is a shitty thing to do. the end

counterpoint: it’s really funny.

lil nas x: i was demonized from a young age because of the unique intersection of my blackness and queerness within the church and now im reclaiming that for myself and showing young queer people that they always have a place where they’ll be accepted, even if they have to carve it out of the hell they were promised

random shitforbrains tumblr users: actually portraying queer people, including yourself, as sexually empowered or subversive in any way makes the homophobes mad :/// maybe just act normal??? idk pulling that “”stunt”” is kinda homophobic

he deleted them i

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