i believe in you. you will find drugs. and you will take them

Pet Sematary (1989)

you gotta show me, I hear the same shit all the time.

The Dark Past | Rudolph Maté | 1948

Lee J. Cobb, William Holden

Glencoe, Scotland Photograph: Jian Hui Mo

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

"Everyone else distorted God's word but I know what the pure truth is!" sure is some first-rate hubris.

PSYCHO (1960) dir. Alfred Hitchcock

my mom didn't believe in lying to children so when I first asked about santa claus as a small child she was like "oh santa claus is another name for a man named saint nicholas who lived a long time ago. he was a very kind and generous man and he loved giving people presents and he would do things like put presents in people's stockings when they were hung up to dry by the fire, so they would find them and be surprised. so now when we give presents at christmas it's fun to pretend saint nicholas or 'santa claus' brings them. and we hang up stockings by the fire and when we get up in the morning there are presents in them, just like if saint nicholas was still alive to bring them!"

so that thanksgiving one of my uncles said jovially "so mac, are you being good for santa claus?" and little (not quite three year old) mac looked up and raised an eyebrow and said witheringly "he's dead."

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

todays’s favorite customers: the family that comes in occasionally with their ~14ish goth daughter, who is Very Committed To The Goth Aesthetic. today she had on skull fishnet tights, stompy boots, ALL the eyeliner, etc, and I know that I am not supposed to find it adorable but I do.

this time the mom was here to buy her daughter a bat ring I hadn’t had in her size when she came in last time with her dad. she also got her the matching earrings. AND, best of all, it turns out that the small goth teen has an EVEN SMALLER goth sibling. neither parent is even remotely goth. genuinely so delighted by their whole deal.

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