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@h00kfangs

"Baby Thor in a thunderstorm!" I LOVE HTTYD, possibly an unhealthy amount, currently obsessed with Ruff and Tuff and I'm shameless about it 🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈, she/they
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nninoxasaur
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nninoxasaur
Anonymous asked:

Big Four Superhero AU?

nninoxasaur answered:

Wisp (Merida) and Little Sun (Rapunzel)

Little Sun is renowned for her incredible healing abilities, she may not be physically strong on her own, but her endless determination and strong abilities mean she can come out unscathed in battles where she is woefully unmatched, healing herself over and over until her opponent gives up.

Wisp comes from a long line of superheroes, meaning endless funding to back the trade, pad out her gear and cover the medical bills. The only downside is the crushing pressure from her family to make it big.

im a bit busy atm so i haven't done all of them yet but there will definitely be a part 2 so stay tuned for that!

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local-dragon-haunt
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local-dragon-haunt

the thing I love the most about the gang is that they're all just. different fonts of Nerd. like all of them never even CONSIDERED the other possibility of just. NOT making their lives about dragons. in fact they decided to move to their very own island to do exactly that.

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deathgripper-venom
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lilliths-httyd-blog

RttE plays Minecraft but I'm still awake at 7:00 am from insomnia

Snotlout: Screams every time there is creeper
Ryker: Has amassed an army of wolves and is coming for your iron
Astrid: Has full iron on the first night somehow and is currently setting up defense systems against Ryker in her base
Tuffnut: Is making pixel art all over the server but is constantly getting distracted so there's just unfinished pixel art everywhere
Ruff: Making a cow torture pit
Fishlegs: Is on a seperate world on Peaceful mode because mobs are scary
Krogan: "Krogan drowned while trying to fight Drowned" keeps appearing in the chat log every five minutes because he wants a trident so bad and it's starting to become a running joke at this point
Hiccup: Is causing extreme server lag because of how many redstone farms he has operating at once
Viggo: Trying to set up a villager trading hall but the zombies are infecting all the villagers and he is just screaming "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT" over and over
Dagur: Is the one who fucked up Viggo's trading hall and is livestreaming the whole ordeal in a fit of laughter watching Viggo panic
Heather: Finishing Tuff's abandoned pixel art
Johann: Failing miserably to hack the server
Stoick: Is just never online
Gobber: Is on Fishlegs' world building a nice wheat farm and hanging out with the interesting pink sheep he found
Gruffnut: Banned for using x-ray mods
Gustav: Spawned the Wither at spawn like a dumbass
Mala: Trying to kill Viggo in the midst of all the chaos Dagur is causing
Atali: AFKing at the creeper farm because dear Thor she needs gunpowder for these firework rockets
Gothi: Has never played Minecraft but can somehow speak Enchanting Table
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lilliths-httyd-blog
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lilliths-httyd-blog

People act like the dragons can't understand human language and completely ignore the time Hookfang got mad at Snotlout for referring to something as exclusively belonging to Snotlout instead of to the both of them.

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per4mancecheck

snotlout says "you don't even understand jokes" but HOOKFANG TOTALLY DOES and that dragon LOVES ASTRID'S SENSE OF HUMOR

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lilliths-httyd-blog

toothless thought the twins' last leg joke was fucking hysterical

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dragonnnfly
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dragonnnfly
Stoick: Look at you, always competing with me. What happened to the fun Spitelout?
Spitelout: Fun? I was never fun. You take that back!
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queen-of-hobgobblers

au where uncle aaron doesnt die but he has still just found out his favorite nephew is spiderman so now hes just kinda like :/ damn i guess i gotta be a superhero now

its like batman and robin if batman were the sidekick. hes just sort of following miles around dragging his scrawny little butt out of tight spots and yelling encouragement. 

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professorsparklepants

Spiderman pulls his phone out during the middle of a fight and is like “Things aren’t going very well, can you come pick me up?” and less than ten minutes later the Prowler crashes his motorcycle into the Green Goblin’s face.

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ittybittytatertot

I’ve never thought of “my 13yo nephew went and became a superhero so I guess I’m helping him out now” as a villain redemption arc before but now it’s everything I need in life.

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suncrat

Adventures in babysitting: a saga

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