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My man Jesus
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Me as a villian
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me: *sees a 150lb dog*
me: awww da little puppyyy
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This looks delicious 😋 😍
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21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs
“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”
strawberry-fox
“Unalienable!” “Inalienable!”
I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC
adcacai
“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”
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“STOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!” “WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!”
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“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”
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“GOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING ‘IN BED’ AFTER EVERY LINE”
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casper-the-friendly-being
This is a thing of beauty.
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I-I found it???? The post???? The post™
imagine one for the new U.S. constitution
“why is the red line under Pensylvania”
“bc that’s not how it’s spelled alexander”
“I am like, 100% positive I spelled it right”
“Pennsylvania has two n’s”
“No???”
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I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
my math teacher once gave me some advice about being nervous in front of people (i.e. your crush, famous people, etc.). he said that the key to not being nervous is to imagine them taking a dump. like that person has most likely (if their digestive system is healthy) pooped once that day. nothing is more human than poop. i poop. you poop. the president poops. BEYONCÉ POOPS. everybody poops. poop is a wonderful thing.
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Yooooo this has helped me so much. I realized my love language (what makes me feel loved the most by my partner) is words of affirmation and physical touch so that’s how I show love as well but that’s not my girls love language. So honestly I haven’t been loving her right this whole damn time in her terms of love. Her love language is acts of service so instead of always being so mushy I’ve got to do more shit and help out to show here I love her a lot cuz that speaks more to her heart then me saying some shit where as me idc if I come home and u cleaned the house like I’d appreciate it but I’d melt if you just grab my face and shower me with love and tell me u missed me and kiss me all over like a puppy Lmbo. So figure out ur partners love language trust me it pays off.👌🏾
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MOOD
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This is the most important invention in fashion thus far
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puppyfacedara fuck-whoever-that-is DUDES. FOR GOING TO THE BAR!!
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FUCKING COSPLAY HACK SQUAD LOOK AT THIS IM GONNA STICK FUCKIN POCKEYS EVERY WHERE FUCK YEAH IM EXCITE
AHHHGFHHHGGHHGGGGDGHGGGG!!!!!!???!!!?!!!!?!!!
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self-care is slathering yourself in baby oil and sliding down the 7th lane in your local bowling alley so the mechanical pin setter will pick you up and take you to the forbidden place behind the bowling lanes where you can meet God but only on tuesdays
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At an elementary school down by the ocean.
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get yourself a Jeffrey
Source: thecommonchick.com
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I’m linda