be a frog

im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour

the holy grail

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough

i know ive talked about this before but we literally have no reason not to bring the original gay flag made in the 70s by gilbert baker back to regular use!

the pink stripe was simply taken away because pink fabric was too expensive to mass reproduce at the time, and the turquoise stripe was taken away for a really odd reason: for the harvey milk remembrance parade in 1979, they wanted three stripes on each side of the street and didn’t want it to be asymmetrical, so they did away with the turquoise stripe. like, they could have fixed it in some other way without removing a whole stripe, but eh whatever history’s history.

the pink originally symbolized sex and the turquoise was for magic/art and it would just be really cool if we could bring both the stripes back into regular use again since there wasn’t any significance behind the removal of the stripes and we’re perfectly capable of mass producing flags with all the stripes again!

if anyone is interested, in 2017, shortly before he died, gilbert baker added a 9th stripe in lavender to represent diversity, partly in response to trump’s election. while i dont expect it to gain any kind of widespread usage, it is an interesting fact!

(source 1; article) (source 2; official site)

Yes.

BIGGER,

GAYER

i didnt realize it was the 20th anniversary of ppg when drawing this but heres some sugar, spice, n everything nice!!!

Cheeky boi

im revived, rejuvenated, re-deity-genital’d, re-back-and-better-than-ever

“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”

Because being mean makes me feel bad.

Neko Atsume x Poets and philosophers through history

Reblog if you’re the gay cousin

The master of burns Yours Truly

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

Old Scrumble lives in a pile of moss, and only raises his head to dispense morose advice. His voice is soft and mournful. He smells like the forest floor. Please do not throw rotten hedge apples at Old Scrumble.

(ink, glue, and wool on paper)

prints etc

Hello. How could I say, earn the trust and heart of Old Scrumble? Can I run errands for him? Can I plant anything he likes? Can I bring him a special treat to eat? Should I bow first or leave a gift? I love Old Scrumble and I want to be his Patron and Friend. Will he mentor me?

You are his friend 

He has no Patron and No Loyalty 

Except to the Soil

As your mentor he implores you to remember this

 and bring him 

“an large Acorn”

savage

Omfg

me

this is the only food critic I’ll accept at my restaurant.

@beastlysoul

Feeding your animals (safe) but new-to-them foods is botha great source of enrichment for the and endless hilarity for you.  I reccomend green beans because they’re unwieldly for them to eat so its an involved process.

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