this is so sweet 🥹🥰

Your daily dose of cat memes

i am undercover simping

look it’s the one social media of mine that my bf doesn’t know about i can be gay here in peace without being mocked and flirted with by my own partner can you imagine the travesty i am allowed to be a simp but i cannot be exposed

the show (going out to get groceries. making myself a nice dinner. showering and opening the windows. being kind to myself in everything i do) Must go on

despite everything …. I’m grateful I got a chance to be alive… to experience love and good food and sunsets. isn’t that the point of it all really

a one stop shop for all essentials to the left

“Death is a rare mercy” Alright folks, time to add a new quote to the list of things that go hard and sound like they’re from classic lit, but actually come from unexpected places

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

I want to imagine this shirt is the length of a maxi dress and just continues to divulge more embarassing information all the way to the floor.

get you a lover who has absolutely dogshit posture. a shrimp looking motherfucker. a literal question mark of a person

smoking music while listening to weed >>>>

if i was a star and you were a star i would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science

*cuts up strawberries and shares them with you

i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do

"this reminded me of you" okay and you remind me of my future spouse, let's get married