When the Arizona Iced Tea hits
Someone add a gif i'm on mobile
1967-1973 Datsun 510
Learning metal shrieks so i can write an album with lyrics entirely in uwuspeak. The album will be called Cringe Is Dead and will alternate between typical high pitched uwu and owo speak and full on metal shrieks.
Of course i reference tomatoes at some point.
I can't describe it this just overwhelms me I can't stop watching
those suck-ass live-action disney reboots are just like “haven’t you always wanted to see what your favorite disney characters would look like in real life????” shut up bro i see them every day in the disney parks
i see them every day in real life
thank you for your input sora kingdomhearts
Dinner time fellas
That bitch didnt stand a chance
HE FUCKING ATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???
ok so tim misny is a personal injury lawyer here in ohio.
that’s him. you do not have to remember his face from this image because you’re gonna see it a lot in this post. so mainly i think we all kinda honed in on tim misny because of his slogan
he’s gonna make them pay. he’s gonna get you that money but also it’s a little threatening like he’s gonna fully fuck his legal opponent’s shit up. this sprung tons of local memes. then there were the billboards which were normal at first.
but here’s the thing; we already know what misny does. he makes them pay. so it turns into just saying “you know what i do” which is funny enough if you don’t at all have the context.
but this is not where the absurdity caps out, my friends. no. this is what it has evolved to and they. are. everywhere.
that’s right. no text. just the judging eyes of tim misny, glaring through our skin and into our souls. there is no god. there is no devil. there is just tim misny and he’s gonna make them pay.
"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness
my mom once chewed me out for never making eye contact with people and i responded "you don't either" and she said "yeah, eye contact is hard" and the conversation just petered out. it turns out we're both autistic
the oedipal task of doing the dishes
SISYPHEQN SISYPHEAN
That shit reading like a metal gear solid dialogue
phrenologist measuring your skull for hours before setting the calipers down, thoughtfully stroking his chin before leaving the room, coming back with a can of cola. wordlessly drinking the whole thing in like 2 or three prolongued gulps before sliding the cold empty can along your forehead and having it create a perfect vacuum seal . and when you try to unstick it he gets angry
