love how donating 3 kidneys is morally neutral
everyone loves evil women until she attacks your party and buffs your enemies and dodges all of your attacks and inflicts blight and stress on everyone. smh.
girls go to college to get more knowledge. men go to svalbard to die in the polar night.
wait fr
oh my god
men when they die in svalbard
and waste fresh meat???
you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday
i dreamt this post got 19k notes overnight and everyone i knew had disowned me for for my cat 5 Sack Slip event
my little brother got a girlfriend recently and the two of them have been making their discord icons matching anime couples, so my other brother, his twin, keeps changing his icon to a third wheel character to annoy them
this is an old post but i have an update: the second brother started voice calling and playing games with a girl he likes, and every time the first brother walks into their room while hes talking to her he makes sure to hype him up, but in absurdly hyperbolized ways like “broo i just saw you on the news congrats on saving the bus full of orphans from crashing into the baby panda hospital. also zendaya called and asked if you wanted to go out with her and billie eilish but obviously you wont because youre so loyal. and joe biden came by personally and said he wanted to give you an award for most handsome man alive but i told him to just put it with the others”
Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure
hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.
He strutted his shit kinda
Arrrgh I already complained about it but man. Fucking hate how weird people are when it comes to sexuality in art. "Ohhh this only exists because the writer was horny it can't possibly have anything deep to say" fucking imagine if we applied it to other emotions. Sorry Antigones can't possibly be about anything meaningful the writer was clearly just sad. Hamlet isn't a good or interesting play actually it was just Shakespeare being angry.
Clodsire gives skateboarding a try (it’s a little too small for him…)
Why would you say that, you monster :(
REDEMPTION
mtndewbajablast
not gonna say it again
this was ghost written by a disgruntled vampire
I feel like everyone draws contemporary AU Gideon as like, thoroughly and enthusiastically goth, but if we’re actually following the grain of the story it would make much more sense for her to default to dressing like a standard jock and/or butch-inclining lesbian, with the fishnets, piercings, and eyeliner happening because Harrow demands them.
Modern AU Gideon would most prefer a set of camo army fatigues modified to show off her biceps
not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.
Darth Maul is just the funniest Star Wars character to me. Like. There was this one-off villain with no personality, one incredible fight scene, one of the objectively stupidest names in all of Star Wars (which, y’know, is an achievment) and one of the coolest villain designs ever put to film.
And after they’d killed him off, everyone realised what a bottomless pit of wasted potential he was, and they started putting him into everything ever, no matter how little sense it made.
YOU’RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT
you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you
everyone shut up except this person