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Anonymous asked:

I was thinking about sambucky’s snip name and realized. Sucky

marvel-lous-things answered:

This calls for another long post strap in everyone

  • It’s Peter’s fault
  • It’s always Peter’s fault
  • But this time especially so
  • So basically it all starts when Peter “LITTLE SHIT” Parker (Sam’s fond nickname for him) drops a video on Spiderman’s instagram
  • (spiderman420)
  • (spiderman_for_real, real_spiderman, and spiderman_official were taken ok)
  • It’s a video of Sam and Bucky chilling on a couch
  • five feet apart
  • because Sam “”“fell”“” in a garbage bin
  • (he was pushed)
  • (by Bucky)
  • (it was an accident)
  • (but an accident Bucky didn’t regret)
  • I mean he’d taken a two hour long bath and everything but like what’s the point of pushing someone into 3 day old dinner and maybe a diaper or two if you don’t get to annoy the shit out of them afterwards
  • So anyway, back to the video
  • It’s shot from the ceiling
  • From an open air vent, to be accurate
  • It’s a 15 second long clip of Peter dramatically zooming in on Sam and Bucky while “my heart will go on” plays in the background
  • The last three seconds are Peter turning the camera to his own (masked, obviously) face and screeching “OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES”
  • (his voice is disguised using a fucking Snapchat filter go home idiot boy)
  • Actually it’s 17 seconds long and there’s an extra 2 seconds where Bucky goes “What the FU-” and an agressively patriotic shield comes flying at the camera
  • Rip Peter’s phone
  • (don’t worry he caught it in time, before it hit the ground)
  • (there’s a joke to be made here about Spiderman not catching things before they hit the ground,,,,)
  • anywAY-
  • He posts it with a one word caption:
  • Sucky
  • So obviously everyone goes batshit
  • #Sucky starts low key trending on twitter
  • While Sam and Bucky have no goddamn idea that there’s people out there making Pinterest boards for their wedding
  • Fast forward a few days and Sam and Bucky are out grocery shopping
  • It’s actually Bucky’s turn to shop but they’re out of cereal and Sam knows for a fact that Bucky will buy the wrong kind just to piss him off
  • They’re in ye olde hoodie + sunglasses combo. Everyone recognises them but they’re too nice to say anything
  • Except the check out girl
  • Who’s new
  • Goddamnit checkout girl
  • “OH MY GOD,” she screams while bagging a Kellogg’s All-Bran cereal, “YOU’RE SUCKY”
  • Okay, first-
  • Looks like Bucky fucking switched out his godsent Oreo O’s for some high fibre travesty and now they’re gonna have to battle it out in the walmart parking lot
  • And secoND-
  • who the FUCK is this tiny ginger calling suCKY?
  • s u c k y ???
  • What Sam wants to say: I want to speak to the fucking manager and also the president and also the ICJ maybe
  • What Sam says: hm? :)
  • (Bucky is losing his shit in the background)
  • Why the fuck are they at Walmart again
  • Oh yeah because it’s closest and SOMEONE USED UP ALL THE FUEL IN THE CAR AND FORGOT TO REFILL IT
  • (fuck u bonky)
  • The girl might be crying at this point
  • “YOU KNOW!!!” she’s actually vibrating at frightening frequencies now “SUCKY!!! SAM AND BUCKY!!!”
  • Bucky hears his name come up and he’s Very Confused because,,, what
  • (???????)
  • And then it hits him
  • Oh,,
  • OH
  • (S)AM AND B(UCKY)
  • IT’S A SHIP NAME
  • Bucky doesn’t know if he should be horrified or amused
  • Maybe both
  • Also,,, WHY DOES SAM’S NAME COME FIRST
  • LIKE
  • IF THEY GOT MARRIED AND MERGED THEIR NAMES BARNES WOULD COME FIRST THANK YOU VERY MUCH
  • Not that Bucky has ever thought about marrying Sam
  • He hasn’t
  • Honestly
  • Shut up
  • Meanwhile Sam just hurriedly packs everything away and boots it to the parking lot because goddamnit his cover’s been blown
  • (his cover never existed but let’s be nice to him)
  • He almost leaves Bucky in the parking lot in an effort to get out asap
  • (not entirely an accident)
  • They drive back to their shared apartment while fighting the whole way about whose fault it is that they’re being shipped
  • “it’s because you keep fucking hugging me after successful missions”
  • “BECAUSE I HUGGED Y- you kisSED ME ON A DARE”
  • “YOU MADE ME RENT AN APARTMENT WITH YOU”
  • “it’s because yoU’RE FUCKING BROKE”
  • “OH YEAH? WELL- HA, YOU CARRIED ME BRIDAL STYLE WHEN I BROKE MY LEG. IN PUBLIC”
  • Bucky is not having this shit
  • “keep blaming me and I’ll break it again bird bitch”
  • And then
  • They’re 2 blocks away from the stairs to their apartment when Sam freezes
  • The car comes to a screeching halt
  • Bucky is thrown forward and is now slightly terrified
  • “I was kidding you moron I won’t actually break your leg-”
  • “IT’S NOT THAT DUMBASS”
  • Sam has figured it out
  • The giggling
  • The sneaky videography
  • The “have you guys checked Twitter recently”
  • It’s him.
  • He’s behind this.
  • lil SHIT
  • Sam starts the car out of nowhere and makes a sharp u-turn
  • Bucky is now scared for real and wants out of the car with a madman at the wheel
  • “you’re breaking traffic rules, Captain America”
  • “I’ll break your face, old man”
  • Yeah no Bucky’s gonna miss reruns of B99
  • That won’t do
  • He tries again
  • “our apartment is the other way, you know”
  • “I know”
  • “… Where are we going then”
  • “Parker’s apartment”
  • “but-”
  • “PARKER’S APARTMENT”
  • “nO-”
  • “SHUT UP, CYBORG”
  • “NO YOU IMBECILE WE’RE OUT OF GAS, REMEMBER?”
  • “…okay then gas first”
  • RIP spiderboy
  • Good luck escaping an angry pigeon and a mean old man
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HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

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peaceroxi

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

FUCK THIS GAME

LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY

I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

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krakkenchaos

Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

IT DROPPED ME IN A IN A FUCKING AIRPORT

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turnip-sized

the last one

are you fucking kidding me?

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micsensei

honestly, imagine your otp

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rifa

Ok but the photos from this went viral and they are amazing

Oh my god

“…Patty ‘Bone-Crusher’ Johnson, and the boys Blade & Thor”