:~)

front facing camera be like: heres you (derogatory)

OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB

Sometimes I'm glad jellyfish have no central nervous system and just vibe. Can you imagine being able to think while this happens?

i think about this tiktok literally every day

this is so fucking much

How could something named Pebble be full of so much hate

full video

ME THIS IS ME I’m crine

bruh why i deadass be thinking like this stop

Me at all times omg I really was driving home like this

I just want you guys to see my fave TikTok

alright so who wants to fall in love with me

this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself

That fuckin smile at the end

i feel as if robert pattinson’s batman could go full slut and no i will not elaborate on that

Bad news: your kid is the neighborhood cryptid.

Good news: you can get that on a bumper sticker

millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play

i mean if im by myself what else am i gonna do?? be alone with my thoughts?? out of the question

me everyday at work

same

once i had 2 let it rip so bad in class like i could not hold it in any longer . so i was like ok . it feels like a slient one . no1 will notice . so i did it n damn  .. man ive never smelt one so bad .. i couldnt believe it came from me . n u could trace the smell bc evey1 was looking back at me .. n the teacher was like ok . who farted . damn  why are u asking . u kno no is going 2 say shit just shut up n open the window  im abt 2 die .. n every1 turned backk 2 me n so much shit was going thro my mind then.. i was like the hell am i going 2 do . so i turn back 2 the kid sitting behind me n im like “clyde . thats so fucking nasty im abt 2 die. “ that was os evil of me .. damn i felt bad for clyde bc he was getting the worst of it . sitting behind me .. in the area of danger

this was clyde

World Heritage Post

when you’re out for a peaceful mining adventure and ambient sound Cave19.ogg plays

Hey. Reach out your hand I got something for ya.

Let me see it

The dude on the left literally got contact with snakes original voice actor and this is he end product

YES

I’m fucking cackling guys

ill never not laugh at this tbh

Eddy: Hey is that a volcano?

Edd: Eddy, not that old thing. 

Eddy: How’s it work? Do something shoot out of here? Or where do you plug it in?

(steps on button and volcano starts vacuuming his face.)

Eddy: URRRRRGH DOUBLE DEEEEEEEE-!!

Edd: (giggles)

Eddy: A comedian huh?

(Eddy speaks in fast paced samurai tone and smashes volcano.)

Ed, Edd, n Eddy was a fucking gem and y’all can’t convince me otherwise.

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir