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oh MY G-D
I genuinely thought this said “rabbits” and the image in my head makes me wish one of my rabbis were a rabbit. Can you imagine
(once again, the muppets come through for us)
like, imagine your uncle goes missing after his birthday party, and his old stoner friend from out of town tells you the souvenir he brought back from a vegas trip 80 years ago is actually satan’s mood ring and now zombie assassins are coming to burn down your town unless you and your lawn guy meet up with medieval hozier in a dark gastropub…
This is the funniest synopsis of lotr I’ve ever seen
Trying
me selling my wares from the forest
indiana jones and the last crusade still has the best hard cut in cinematic history
I knew it. / for @superheroes
Carol and Goose <3
“The Madcap Cottage”
Hobart, New York
circa 1840
Huevember Day 26: The many lives of Matryoshka ⚜️ ⚜️Instagram⚜️
What are your powers?
Look at her lil’ face in that last one! <3
detour
The song “Jolene” but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you’re not sure what Jolene is except that you’re afraid of her.
♪ your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there’s no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene ♪
He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene
blackening the summer skies
with burning wings and countless eyes
we tremble at the sight of you, Jolene
♪ we cower here beneath your gaze that sets the earth and sky ablaze have mercy at the end of days, Jolene ♪
