just got scared BAD by a floating head
an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems
i have some too
- Suck at Videogame in front of Women.
- Suck Women in front of Videogames.
the walking polar bear gif is already one of my favourite gifs so can you imagine the noise I made when I saw this version
it's so evocative..... it's so hurt, but it is at peace.. it is moving on
what
it's so evocative..... it's so hurt, but it is at peace.. it is moving on
Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts
THDI IS FUCKING KILLING MEEEE
This little guy is experiencing Thoughts and Emotions
theyre letting me have my first meal tonight
Hope it sucks.
Hurt my feelings more please. I fuckigg love it and it feels so good to get beat up by strangers
Obsessed with the DC tourist asking for clubs with a “no ugly people allowed” policy that plays house
Is this person NYC or LA? Place your bets
#if sir Walter elliot used reddit (@spookyohan)
oh my god this is me. i was addicted to designer amphetamines and completely delusional at the time of writing this. i had lost forty pounds and thought i was hot shit. i thought i was the reincarnation of Kurt Vonnegut. this was serious, and my friends laughed when they saw this go viral on twitter. it made me realize i had issues and im sober now. im also shocked i managed to stay employed at that time. To answer your question: im from LA but I grew up all around. I was living between Baltimore and NYC at the time. My mom is a beautiful Italian woman (Milan by way of Bolzano) and my dad is an insufferable Mexican from Montreal.
fwiw, my Reddit was suspended for this, im doing a lot better now, life is good, and im really happy :)
this is the most viscerally effective anti-drug PSA i've ever seen, not least because i think it's plausibly true, unlike the ones i normally see










