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Gus’ Blog

@gus-boi-blog

Just a bumbling interwebs wanderer!

3 AM in the Boy's Dormitories

Ron: Hey Harry?
Harry: What
Ron: Do you think Voldemort was a virgin?
Harry: Seriously Ron-
Ron: I was just wondering-
Harry: *sighs* *pauses* In the Chamber of Secrets, the memory had him in 5th year…
yeah, he wasn’t a virgin
Seamus: Imagine being the lass to do the frick-frack with ol’ Dark Lord Voldy
Dean: The Gryffindor boy’s dorm; the place where we can talk about sex with the Dark Lord but not say the word sex.
Seamus: *throws pillow at Dean*
Neville: *after pause* Doing the Do with You Know Who.
Ron: He Who Must Not Be Laid

😂

reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from

cheese

Yeehaw

Cold

Beer

Tractors

Alcohol

Orangebitches

Evergreens

incest

everygreens

Crawfish

Yeehooooo

Cactus

deflate

mess.

kilts

tea

Thots

corn

Depression

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Bean

Anime

Beatles. 

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Potatoes

Empanada

Memes

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

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aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY

AWWWWWW I GOT MADOKA YAY

Screw it

I have this little idea for a slice of life show. it’s about the most stereotypical popular girl you can imagine, she loves pink, fashion, has a purse dog, she’s a cheerleader, two “sidekicks” that follow her around, and everyone in the whole school knows and loves her. everything about her at first glance would really lead you to believe she’s a huge bitch, but that’s just not true! she’s actually a really sweet, kind, and caring person, and her main personality trait s that she’s helpful, not popular. her popularity is just a result of her helpfulness, that’s why everyone loves her. 

She’s not perfect, she’s kinda ditsy and not all that bright, sure she’s beautiful and well liked, but she wants to be more than just that. she really does want to help people, as much as possible. so she sets up a club with her two friends, who are actually pretty different from her. one is a sporty tomboy that’s actually really shy and gentile, and a nerdy honor student girl who’s really outgoing and loud, you can see the theme here. it’s all about subverting expectation based on stereotypes, popular popular can be nice, “nerdy” people can be outgoing, sporty people and be sensitive, etc. 

The club they set up is all about helping people, like i said before it’s a slice of life show, so every episode would deal with a different problem from someone else. students would come to them asking for help, or asking them to help their friends, and the girls would have to work together to try to find some kind of solution with the person they’re helping. 

This was a cute little idea i had just now, it’s not like ive thought in-depth about this but i just thought of it while thinking about those one-note stereotypes in kids shows, and i thought of this, and was like “hey i think thats pretty neat i should post about that” and maybe ill post more about it if other people think the idea is neat too. 

I like this a lot.

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

I can never not reblog this

I rebloged these like 5 times

The thousand yard stare with the helmet is my favorite

I wasn’t aware of this post. I wasn’t aware how much I needed it.

😂😂😂

“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”

“i don’t know what to draw”

“i always mess up”

“BUT I SUCK”

LISTEN TO BOB ROSS.

Bob Ross was paid $0 to make his series. He made a living giving lessons IRL and later selling his own line of paints and brushes.

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I apologize for not reblogging him as much but everyone needs this on their dash daily.  Seriously everyone needs this on their blog or wherever. Do they rerun this anymore or no?

Words of wisdom!

Inspiration

Positivity 100.

Bob Ross: Man, Myth, Legend

Your mental illness is lying to you.

You are not stupid. You are not ugly. You are not worthless. You are not weak. You are not a burden. Your mental illness is lying to you.

Fuck.

Also:

No you’re not bothering me. (Yes I’m serious.)

You’re not dumb.

You have great ideas.

Your smile isn’t ugly.

Neither is your laugh.

Yes people love you. No they’re not lying. Yes really.

YOU ARE NOT BOTHERING ME.

You don’t need to apologize, I actually AM very interested in our conversation.

YOU DON”T NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR EXISTING.

in addition: yes i love you and your existence

Uhm… I really fucking needed to see this.

Yes, I am happy to hear from you.

You look nice today.

No, you aren’t being annoying.

Tell me more about the things you like, I’m interested in what you have to say.

If you changed your mind and can’t handle going out, we can hang out at home instead, I really don’t mind and I’m not mad at you.

Yes, I am really honestly happy that you’re here!

I think you’re pretty great actually.

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Needed this and BOOSTING

needed this.

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You will get better, even if you think you won’t. Nothig last forever, nor sadness

I hope you’re having a good day, I hope every day gets better and better. you really do matter 💖

Also, because it’s rarely said, you don’t have to get better to be worth loving. You’re worth loving this very minute.

I’m sorry I didn’t respond sooner. No, really!! It’s not a bother, it’s my fault for not keeping up my end, not yours for initiating the conversation.

You are a great conversationalist. I love hearing from you!!!

I enjoy it when you send me lots of little messages through the day, even if I can’t respond right away.

I love you exactly how you are. Body, mind, and soul.

You mean so much to me!!! You aren’t useless, annoying, or unhelpful. You’re everything I ever wanted or needed in a friend!!

Yes, I do want to hang out with you.

No, I get that it’s hard sometimes.

You’re not annoying or stupid. You’re a good person, even if you don’t believe it (you totally should though!)

So I went to my therapist the other day, and later in the appointment I mentioned that I like to write self-insert fiction to cope. I also said that I generally hide it and felt embarrassed mentioning it due to the way people treat the concept online.

She said that self-inserting yourself into art and writing is an incredibly healthy way to feel good about yourself, and that she was appalled when I told her about the way it’s mocked on the internet.

So never feel bad about self-inserting or enjoying reader insert fanfiction, 1/1 professionals agree that it’s good for you and that the jerks who say you’re doing something wrong are just uneducated and don’t understand. Never listen to the anons who try to make you feel bad <3 

Have a really nice day!

make that 2/2 professionals. my therapist talked about this too. she also talked about projecting onto characters and said that was an extremely healthy way to cope with things that you’re dealing with and things that have happened to you!!

My therapist also says that projecting on characters is good. She feels like it’s a hook, that if I can empathize with a fictional character whose current situation may be similar to mine, I can then teach myself how to redirect that empathy to myself. “That character sure is having a rough go of it. I want to give them a hug. Wait, I’m having a similar rough go of things. Does that mean I should give ME a hug?” And the answer, my friends, is YES.

Mmm… I love this idea… hopefully it is helpful for those that do it :)