some people on tumblr are literally like “tying your shoes is a social construct created by the government to keep you tied down”
do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and
A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke
if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price
I THOUGHT IT WAS SOCKS
ariel’s just like “girl I could tell you stories”
“bitch i thought forks were for hair, i learned shit from a fucking seagull”
food will never break my heart
a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”
heart: *develops feelings* brain : no nO NO NOOO (chorus:no no no) stick to the status quo
flower gleam and glow
When that song comes on in public only you know
When someone wakes you up from your nap…
when you see ur squad while you out with your parents

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active

