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@gurkburken

i dont believe anyone has npc energy in the sense that their thoughts and feelings dont matter but i did just walk past an old woman today who (presumably to no one) said “ive been dreaming of croissants…” and trailed off while i walked by her and i believe. that is a moment i will never know more about

oh well now here come the side quest enthusiasts 🙄

we've said it before, i'll say it again:

if someone puts a /j on a post that, to you, is obviously a joke? that just means the tag is not for you.

if someone puts a /s on a post that, to you, is obviously sarcastic? that just means the tag is not for you.

if someone puts a /g on a post that, to you, has no reason not to sound genuine? that just means the tag is not for you.

if someone puts a /nm on a post that, to you, sounds perfectly calm anyways? that just means the tag is not for you.

if someone puts "#unreality" on one of your shitposts, when you can clearly tell it's a joke/shitpost? that just means the tag is not for you.

this goes for literally any other tone tag, trigger tag, or content warning. the internet does not revolve around you, and you do not get to judge or make fun of other's accessibility measures or safety measures.

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Get rid of all private jets. Make celebrities ride in normal planes I think it'd keep their humanity from disintegrating as fast

Like what the fuck happened to the aroace John headcanons?? I remember a lot of people loved talking about it, and there’s even a lot of unintentional evidence for it in the comic (Hussie’s specialty). A prime example being John always being goaded into liking girls by others, which he takes as ‘lol okay I guess so’. 

Oh I was big on aroace egbert back in the day and honestly to me egbert is either an aroace guy or a trans lesbian those are the two that make sense to me.

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in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage

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ah yes, the scene where Gimli calls Éomer stupid and Éomer threatens to kill him and Legolas takes it personally

Help a poor black trans couple on the last day of BHM

I know this month had probably been hard on everyone but we’re really struggling at the moment. On Friday my partner got fired from their job due to ableism and aside from being in a tight bind trying to situate getting a new roommate to come to the apartment there’s a real possibility that our rent is going up and my job search still hasn’t led anywhere yet. Atm I just needs to cover my utilities and get my glasses replaced and if I can do that I’ll be fine for a while. As always any help/ reblog dare always appreciated.

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the indescribable annoyingness that having new entry level knowledge into a field of study gives you is so unbelievably funny to me. babby psych students who become obsessed with diagnosing their friends with personality disorders for disagreeing with them. babby paleo students who get irrationally angry at plastic dinosaur toys for children. newly-identifying chefs/foodies who are ready to have a meltdown on anyone who cooks a steak to a wellness level they don’t enjoy. if youve ever wondered why every subreddit for every topic is Like That this shit is why

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It’s a good day to remember that I had a triceratops plushie for the majority of my childhood named Horny and my parents did nothing

Hey every time I see this FUCKING POST my chances of deleting my blog go up by ONE HUNDRED PERCENT

I know that’s kind of the go-to thing to show that a vampire character is “one of the good ones” or whatever but it actually seems a little bit more fucked up for a vampire to steal blood from a blood bank than for a vampire to attack people for blood, at least as long as it’s not the kind of vampire where a bite is instantly lethal like it never stops bleeding. 

People can recover from losing some blood but blood bank blood is constantly in short supply and is reserved for people who imminently need blood transfusion of a specific blood type or else they die.

I also hate the “I can just substitute human blood with animal blood” like the whole idea of vampirism sort of hinges on the fact the only thing you can feed off of are humans.

YOU get it

Once you start having vampires subsist on animals, well, like, so do humans. In fact the average human probably eats more animals per year than most of the animal-blood-drinking vampires I’ve seen depicted.

That’s not a vampire, all you’ve written is an immortal superhuman who subsists on…food, even if it’s a bit undercooked. That’s a fucking elf.

Hey Tumblr, I'm the ps5 meme guy. This is probably going to be my only post here but please tag usage of my meme with unreality or put a trigger warning or something. It never occurred to me that it would be a problem before making it and I'll start adding that warning to videos on the same theme. I never knew that this could hurt people but I'm glad to have learned that now, and I implore you to take care of those people by tagging it properly.