a trans person: actually I'm not binary trans I'm nonbinary
cis clowns, incredibly consistently: SO YOURE DETRANSTIONING?? I TOLD YOU IT WAS A PHASE!!!
nearly every trans person: oh cool you're going ULTRATRANS
mood
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Reblog if you’re a little internet friend who finds this funny
Soho has taken the Crowley route and gone mini!
Check out this amazing BTS of how creator davidminiatures (IG) brought the spirit of Good Omens 2 and Soho to life. @neil-gaiman
the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me
the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅
Delete this account immediately.
"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness
putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill
the ants:
hang on a minute I. needa minute hol don please I'm. okay jsut hold. on a minute I need aminute hang o.n
