Guy Mouse in this car dealership I’m in: Hee Hee Hee I Am A Silly Mouse :)
Girl Mouse in this car dealership I’m in: Hey Peebrain, Would you fuck me? Would you fuck a rodent? Would you perform an affront to God for curvaceous rat pussy?
Guy who’s only ever seen Rocky Horror Picture Show watching his second movie with the word “horror” on the cover.
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Like some of the best scientific discoveries, this temperature regulation was discovered accidentally, as one of the researchers was testing out a thermal camera during the pandemic – and noticed that mushrooms growing in nearby woods came up as cooler than the surrounding vegetation.
The researcher then recruited a team of molecular biologists from Johns Hopkins University in Maryland and a colleague from the University of Puerto Rico to take a closer look at what was happening.
“In contrast to animals and plants, the temperature and thermoregulation of fungi are relatively unknown,” write the researchers in their published paper. “Our data suggest that not only mushrooms, but yeast and mold communities can maintain colder temperatures than their surroundings.”
Source: sciencealert.com
Lois and Clark have kinky bondage femdom sex, good for them!
is that true that gay women like naked bitches. that’s kind of scary
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they shouldve made it impossible to post new videos to tiktok after this one was made and also they shouldve made it so every other video was just this video
that youtube channel where they just like heat up a metal ball and drop it on shit to see it burn or warp or whatever seems like something a robot would jack off to. but like not a normal robot, a robot with like, no friends, a robot all the other robots hate for being fucking weird
Anonymous asked:
would you recommend jerking off onto the Bluetooth rune? I know it’s a made-up rune, but my goddamn headphones just keep having weird pairing problems
It is not a made up rune. It is the Younger Futhark Bind rune, named for Haraldr Blátǫnn Gormsson, or King Harald Bluetooth.
I'm not joking.