Very Evil Demon King

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

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August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

THANK WHATEVER COSMIC BEING IS OUT THERE THAT THIS CAME UPON MY DASH HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH!!!!

happy Thursday the 20th guys

Holy shit, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Tumblr post with this many notes. See you all in April!

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH @hellsite-hall-of-fame

IT’S THURSDAY THE 20TH

whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style

Woo Brain: "My home is haunted"

Rational Brain: "Most ghost phenomena is explained by infrasound and carbon monoxide leaks"

Wizard Brain: "Ghosts are made of infrasound and carbon monoxide."

"I forgor" is becoming a bigger impact on my vocabulary than even "It fucken wimdy"

the reason for this is it is only fucken wimdy every now and then, while I forgor happens 85 times a day.

i still think about this constantly sorry nia

hey the op of that crab day post is a transphobe and pro life and shit so on top of it already being a stupid idea its By A Bigot so i am praying people stop reblogging or reposting it

Like.

Hi op! I have wanted to add that there is a SECOND crab day post going around that is ALSO by a transphobic conservative Christian!

This question has a lot of baggage but why do they draw bowser with a thorny penis so much

Ouchy

you are all so weak

lmao Adam Conover found out marvel was gonna be filming near by so he took a bunch of folks down and picketed in front of the location so the teamsters wouldn't be able to get in and stopped the filming

Hard-line translator who insists on translating every instance of "senpai" as "upperclassman" or "mentor"

Rubba dub dub thanks for the grub

I literally love that pork fat was sacred to Hestia. Goddess of Workin' the Grill, Goddess of Throwin' Some Honey Mustard On that Bad Buoy, Goddess of Autism Be Damned.

In my heart of hearts Hestia is some grungy looking creole tgirl with a beer belly and an outdoor grill.

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

dark samus x samus comic goodie from last august :)

wives that that murder each other >>> murder wives

your hands are an extension of god's will and you need to masturbate immediately

tumblr in 2020:

Normalize sucking dick like you're mad at it

Normalize eating pussy like a starving dog

help

OFFROAD, LAUNCH INTO SPACE

ethics doesn't exist, implementing 'ethics' in science is not about ethics (as in, true ethics), its about power, which might look indistinguishable from ethics if you agree with the powerful

mad because the ethics committee denied your proposal for orbital laser research again aren't you

'can i copy your homework?'

'yeah just don't make it obvious'

the like to reblog ratio being almost the same is so funny, people are NOT happy with at this update lmao

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”