I don't think Raid Shadow Legends actually exists. I think it's some sort of astral predator that feeds off ennui and suffering. I think if you play Raid Shadow Legends for a few hours, your roommate will be like "hey what're you playing?" And when you show them you're phone there will just be a blank space on your home screen.
i went to biting you island and your cat was there. yeah he bit me too
my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there
"big day for annoying people" truly revolutionized the art of hating
...do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-
Oh mein gott! Zis hellsite is full of rebloggenposten
while it's objectively terrible the idea of sacrificing people to appease the gods and/or monsters kind of kind of makes sense if you think about it. fucked up and evil version of giving a tiger a pumpkin stuffed with meat so it doesn't get bored and aggressive.
a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends
#kind of a milf reblog
I won't apologize
How the hell could I possibly explain this post to somebody not on tumblr
fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin
I love getting in the way of cars as a pedestrian, what are you gonna do? Vehicularly manslaughter me?
Car drivers in the notes getting so mad they're not just allowed to kill people who minorly inconvenience them actually.
I got followed by 6 porn bots and Spamton
You got followed by 7 porn bots
they invented girlfriends so you have someone who thinks. ur cool as hell when you do something mid as fuck
My brother used a gif maker to make this and it didn't delete the background and now it looks like she's floating through space
