we got scurvy

something is wrong with everyone on this website it’s like fucking chernobyl in here

My opinion on the whole ao3 debacle

I'm technically a prophet but the prophecies are presented to me in a language I can neither speak nor fundamentally fathom. so I just circle back to basically being normal

What was your obscure chatroom/forum that you used before social media? Don’t say Gaia Online or Club Penguin. I’m talking obscure.

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

Literally this

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

the georgia guidestones exploding has unleashed some kind of wicked curse upon the politicians of the world. joe biden will fall into a jet engine by the end of this week

She Boris on my Johnson until I resign

back in my day we didn't call him a poor little meow meow we called it woobification and people were shamed for it

literally. they literally woobified woobification

See, to me the two are different

Poor Little Meow Meow means “he’s never done anything wrong [blatant and conscious lie]”

Woobification means “he’s never done anything wrong [genuine belief that will cause genuine offense and outrage if anyone points out that it’s objectively untrue in canon]”

new pride flag where every stripe is the sex stripe

checked in on the neopets discord today and fucking LOST it lads

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choose your fighter

Welcome to watch mojo, and today we’re counting down our top ten dumbest gendered items. 

This is the reverse lesbian version of the “if a man eats desert on a date he’s gay.”

Guys is it femme to bathe? Guys is it femme to use modern digital expression?

Guys is it a good idea to enforce absurdly strict and extreme gender role policing on our non-cishet community? Guys is that gonna end well? Guys?

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS HETEROAESTHETIC??

#I briefly dated a woman who implied that I was a fake femme#because my hair wasn’t super long#and because I hate a male cat#something no true femme would want to come into contact with#she also didn’t like that I had some male friends 

You dated a kinetic sculpture made entirely of waving red flags my friend

I LOVE UNCONVENTIONAL ARTWORK I LOVE SHAKY LINES AND EXAGGERATED PROPORTIONS I LOVE CLASHING OR GRUNGY COLOR PALETTES I LOVE “WEIRD” SUBJECT MATTER I LOVE ART MADE FOR FUN I LOVE ART THAT HAS LOVE PUT INTO IT I LOVE ART. AND I LOVE ARTISTS

accidentally getting ur boyfriend hard and having to deal with the consequences