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Self-respecting Cardassians have eight-packs

@guldukat-is-shredded

Garak doesn't even lift, brah.
Anonymous asked:

how has being active on social media changed your perception/attitude towards ds9 fans (if it has at all)?

It hasn't. I've been active online since DS9 was on the air, on old school BBSEs and newsgroups like rec.arts.startrek.current and alt.tv.star-trek.ds9, so our fans are pretty much exactly what I've always expected/experienced.

And I love you all.

Yes, even you way off there in that special little fandom niche.

Especially you. You're AWESOME!

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Especially me, you say? Finally, a writer with good taste! 

[You can absolutely love a bad guy like Dukat. Just admit he’s a bad guy and don’t excuse his actions. It’s not hard. I love Darth Vader. But I know he’s a bad guy.]

But, Gul Dukat never did anything wrong in his whole entire life! 

He’s a sweet bean whose benevolence has only ever been misconstrued by...well...everyone in the quadrant. He’s not a bully, he’s helping to protect at-risk generations from the horrors of independent thought!!

Tl;dr Gul Dukat is kind, and pure, and the anti-movement voted him in as their new figurehead. 

Anonymous asked:

Skin trombone? Playing Benjamin Sisko's instrument over here, good sir?

If only I could be so lucky. :(

Anonymous asked:

thoughts on the bangability of vorta?

disgusting.

What a self-aware Vorta you are!

Unlike you.

You are correct.

As you said, I am not a disgusting Vorta; indeed, I am a strapping young Cardassian in the prime of my virility.

Despite your notoriously poor eyesight, you're quite astute.

Impressive!

Anonymous asked:

I’m on my way to f*cking kill you Xoxoxo, Kai Winn

I do so love the small deaths we share, my dearest of nose wrinkles. I’ll get two glasses for this bottle of kanar, then, shall I?

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I’ll bring the poison :)

Oh, will Weyoun be joining us? How self-aware of you to understand your own shortcomings and invite company to compensate for your impaired endurance in the face of my boundless virility. Such forethought must be commended!

What are you talking about you’ve never been able to go more than two minutes without spilling yourself everywhere

Quantity over quality, my dear! It’s all part of my charm.

Anonymous asked:

I’m on my way to f*cking kill you Xoxoxo, Kai Winn

I do so love the small deaths we share, my dearest of nose wrinkles. I’ll get two glasses for this bottle of kanar, then, shall I?

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I’ll bring the poison :)

Oh, will Weyoun be joining us? How self-aware of you to understand your own shortcomings and invite company to compensate for your impaired endurance in the face of my boundless virility. Such forethought must be commended!