ATteNtIOn BajOrAn wOrKErS. Garak is having a gender reveal party for his pet cardassian vole. My bestie damar is making me go to it because there's drinks there

The drinks are fine, of course, but it was a miracle I convinced you given there will be no women there

SPOILER ALERT!!! Now I know the vole's gender won't be revealed to be woman. If there's no possibility of finding a lovely lady to divorce why am I even here >:( *flips over the table sending a shower of vole gender themed cupcakes flying into all the guests*