after cringing and failing all over the bridge, i am ejected from the airlock, as per starfleet regulation 

STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE Civil Defense 3x07

Gul dukat action figure Barbie

I was watching a makeup tutorial and one of the products used in the video was an eyeliner shade called Gul Dukat. I actually screamed when the product name appeared onscreen in a video completely unrelated to Star Trek, it was like a jumpscare.

my favorite kind of scenes in ds9

Dreamt I saw an episode of Deep Space 9 where Gul Dukat sang about how he wished Cardassians were the descendants of Tyrannosaurus Rex and how he wished that he was enormous.

usernames specifically in the star trek fandom are the stupidest things ive ever seen in any fandom like i just dont think i can take seeing “jimtitkirk, weyounbathwater, dukatsass, kirasstrap, and deep-throat-nine just liked your post” in my notifications anymore like. hi nice to meet you quark-penis-obsession and odotoilet this is normal

i think its important that when IIIIII made this post i had a different url it was liek. transgendercardassian or something like that so i had a normal url when i made this and yhats important. my current one is more incidental than purposeful *salute*

ATteNtIOn BajOrAn wOrKErS. Garak is having a gender reveal party for his pet cardassian vole. My bestie damar is making me go to it because there's drinks there

The drinks are fine, of course, but it was a miracle I convinced you given there will be no women there

SPOILER ALERT!!! Now I know the vole's gender won't be revealed to be woman. If there's no possibility of finding a lovely lady to divorce why am I even here >:( *flips over the table sending a shower of vole gender themed cupcakes flying into all the guests*

I know a lot of people think of Cardassians as being reptilian, but I don't think there's anything specifically in canon saying that, so consider:

My suggestion:

You are welcome for any mental picture you may now have of Garak curling up into a ball when threatened.

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mr splock i cant see shit

im so high mister

star ship enterhigh mr stock

im so high on that mister

its called a brunt…. not weed cigarette……. and yes, it is a weed brunt.

ROUND 2: SPHAGNUM MOSS (forest) VS QUARK (deep space nine)

@garaks-padded-bra have you seen this? Our beloved scoundrel is losing to moss

quark WOULD lose to moss, you know

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BALD GUY FIGHT FINAL