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dont support industries that are driving animals to extinction thank you!

Already reblogged one of these but another reminder: don’t by nautilus shells!

When my children ask what the world was like before coronavirus I'm showing them this

*Clapping forever*

ever since my friend sent this to me i havent known peace

are you ok

help

@advanced-procrastination hmm ha hmhmhmhahm hmm ha hmhmhmha

He WILL scream

This person gets it:

someone check on her

she seems alright

mood

Wonder Woman: Agent of Peace #1 - “Commitment to Chaos” (2020)

The “Oh, Persephone’s patience” is killing me bc it means Harley just sounds like Hades praising Persephone

Harley is just gay for everyone isn’t she

That implies that being gay for wonder woman is some kind of stretch

Let’s help each other out.

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

Never seen so much emotion from a toy shark.

It’s called the foot-in-the-door method. First, you propose something that is slightly outside of allowable norms: denying gay people wedding cakes on grounds of “religious freedom”. Then, you slowly ramp up how extreme your demands are, coercing the other side to giving a tiny bit of ground each time, until you’ve shifted the entire fucking playing field. Conservatives are also very fond of the door-to-face method, which is demanding something completely outlandish that you know will be refused, and then asking for something less ridiculous by way of compromise, again resulting in a gradual shift in norms until views that were once considered moderate or reasonable become unthinkably liberal by destroying people’s sense of standards. The combination of these methods is called the “foot-in-the-face” method, which sums up where this whole thing is headed quite nicely.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Door-in-the-face_technique

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot-in-the-door_technique

Hey remember how you guys kept saying “why not just go to another bakery”? 

fear me

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

The book solves half of your problems, not all of them

Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.

Finally Tumblr can do math

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

This post is pushing me to the limit

MY BRAIN IS ONLY WIRED TO BE ABLE TO SEE COLORS ONLY MANTIS SHRIMP CAN SEE NOT COMPREHEND THE SQUARE ROOT OF FUCK YOU

You know, you could just buy enough books to cut your problems down to one and hope it’s one you can solve on your own.

If your problems are truly integer in nature, eventually you hit the point where the infinite divisibility model fails.  Then, each new book has a 50% chance of solving your one remaining problem.

Unfortunately, problems are not a static set, and you are likely to gain new problems along the way.  Problems like, “Where do I put all these books?”

If your problems are truly integer in nature, I feel bad for you son

I got infinitely divisible problems but a book ain’t one.

Tell me now the Lebesgue measure of your problems

A perfect duet.

You will never escape this video as long as I am alive.

excitement

this is the only time i recorded myself playing a VR game and it still holds up as one of my best game videos

i really like how you miss every shot

*wears perfume to krav maga so it rubs off on the guy im grappling with, causing instability in his marriage*

I used to live with a stripper who covered herself in glitter before work for this exact stated reason and she was braver than any US Marine

please never stop talking passionately about the things you love

This Khajiit cosplay from Skyrim                           

source

FUCK