said something one time and someone heard it. absolutely mortifying

you guys are so fucking swagless it’s embarrassing 

i made this for a mitski meme page on facebook

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

I spent 3 hours on this

The Thot has no power over the simple, hard working man

N U N   R A V E

BLESS THIS MOSH PIT

“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”

I’m not gonna lie, this made my night.

I thought this gonna be young ravers dressed as nuns but nope. they nuns.

“Don’t eat me.”

Idk man that’s a pretty EDIBLE thing to say

can literally feel my stats double when i put on a nice sweater

Spooktober in VRChat

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

Scary lady in factory outfit, in costumer service voice ™: would you like to be cut down the middle or peeled like a banana?

Me, automatically using my costumer service voice ™: being cut down the middle is faster, yes? I’ll do that.

Scary lady: ok, he’ll do that for you *gestures to the actor in the middle of all the hanging pig carcasses*

Guy: *yells*

My boyfriend, who was silent for the whole affair after we went to the next room: what the Fuck was that

me, strapped to a prop electric chair as one of the actors looms menacingly: yeah this seems right

my friends, waving as they leave without a single thought to maybe wait for me: bye pet!! bye!

the actor, completely breaking character: wow, they just. they really just left you here huh

me, still strapped to the electric chair: well in their defense I very much did earn this

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

Captions:

Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.

Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]

off the shits no jutsu

Dunno if you guys are interested in this kinda stuff but here’s 5 minutes of me drawing the thing sorry the first part somehow didn’t record