I like girls, sarcasm and cute shit

“towarzysz” to tak homoerotyczne słowo. towarzysz w czym, hm? w czym ci towarzyszy? w gejowskim seksie?

“Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’.”

–Terry Pratchett, Snuff

That was explained beautifully

“Arguing that you don’t care about privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don’t care about free speech because you have nothing to say.”

Me introducing myself

She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE

Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth

here’s your damn fish

(Y E E T)

stages of gay courtship:

1. joke flirting

2. real flirting but still pretending it’s joke flirting

3. sharing ur childhood trauma

4. hold hands

Bruh

professor: ur research paper is due tomorrow

me:

YES >:(

Some days it’s definitely like that.

It just be like that sometimes

like I literally need to take a break this is too fucked up

This was so fuxking wild I need someone to talk to me about this because girl! Wtf!?

Apparantly the hologram was programmed to praise Kim K abt how she married "the most genius guy"

‘Kanye shamelessly self-promotes via digital necromancy’ wasn’t on my 2020 prediction bingo box I must admit

girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure

I miss when tumblr was like this every day. I feel like someones gonna bring up the ballpit any second

I’m sorry there’s a BALLPIT?!

WHATTTT

I saw this tumblr post and HAD to draw it, please accept my humble A:TLA offering.