Babe come to the kitchen I made your favourite meal (oil fire)

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

fun fact: western shirts' buttons are snaps instead of normal buttons so cowboys can more easily tear each other's clothes off without ruining them in the heat of the moment

Bucci4ever <3

spoilers for palisade 22

you know brnine operates that thing with a ps1 controller

brucci is real and hurts me everyday

as requested @guccigarantine

you guys wanna see my favorite discord gif emoji

I've been working on a new character archetype I'm calling the "him-fatale". There are still kinks to iron out, but I'm starting to get somewhere...

It's a factor in my research

*scribbles notes* ...larger tits...... more kinks....

Common replies I've seen

Peter Nureyev - I dont know who this is, but going by vibes I think you're right

Iron Bull Tarkus - I like where you're head's at, but my gut is he's too nice

Zevran - I'm not sure how the Dragon Age fandom found my post, but you know what? Yeah. Zevran.

James Pokemon - ...maybe. Kinda. Not quite.

"What about homme-fatale?" - I like him-fatale better, but you do you

"This is just a himbo" - A himbo uses his tits for good. A him-fatale uses his tits for evil. I cannot make this more clear.

spoilers for palisade

thank you Ali for this horrific gift

the tweet this is referencing:

alright alright here is an alt version for all you Brnine-heads out there:

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image 1: a six panel comic featuring Gucci Garantine and Kalvin Brnine. Gucci Garantine is a stylish black woman in British naval dress and a curly pompadour. Kalvin Brnine is a cartoonish fish person with a really large device affixed to their left eye and ear. in the first panel, Gucci and Brnine are standing next to each other, and Gucci says "I think we should break up. We're not good for each other and you keep trying to manipulate me." The next four panels are a close up of Brnine's face as they process this terrible news. They begin to cry. Finally, Brnine replies "you not rocking wit me ?! i'm going to kill myself" but the second sentence is cut off before it can be fully read.

image 2: a tweet by @ali_west. it is a quote retweet of a post by @lumloid that reads "this image changed the game." attached to lumloid's tweet is a text message exchange. the first person texts, "I think we should break up. We're not good for each other and you keep trying to manipulate me." the next two texts are from the second person and read "you not rocking wit me ?! i'm going to kill myself" but the second sentence is cut off before it can be fully read. ali_west quote retweets saying "brnine gucci"

image 3: a four panel comic. it is Brnine at the masquerade ball -- specifically, the masquerade from Phantom of the Opera (2005). people are dancing behind them and a large staircase is visible in the background. in the first panel, Brnine is texting Gucci as Phyrigian and August Righteousness walk in the background. Brnine sends a message reading, "I think we should break up. We're not good for each other and you keep trying to manipulate me." the second panel, Brnine painfully inhales. the third panel, Brnine exhales exhaustedly. the fourth panel, Gucci emerges from the stairwell behind Brnine and shouts you not rocking wit me ?! i'm going to kill myself" but the second sentence is cut off before it can be fully read. Brnine looks back in disbelief

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The elves:

BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN

Seivarden Vendaai, from the Imperial Radch series