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@guavagyal

I'm guava | 27 | gardener | loves women

YOURE gonna go 🏃🏼‍♂️to the HARDWARE store 🛠️YOURE gonna get some JOINT COMPOUND 🙏‼️ YOURE gonna get some CAULK ‼️ and YOURE gonna CAULK that shit 🫵 OKAY 🙄WELL UHHH FYI ✋ FYI⁉️ IM NOT 🙅🏻‍♂️ YOUR FUCKING GOPHER 😤 FYI 💪FIY YOU COCKED IT UP 🤬YOURE GONNA CAULK IT OUT 💁 OKAY WELL 🙄 i would LOVEEEE 🫶 to but my license 🚫 is EXPIRED 🤗 EFFFFFFF YYYYYY EYEEEEE 🕺🖕(you drove in THIS moooorningggg 😒) SYDNEY 🗣️ you wanna help ❓you can take him 👯‍♀️ NAHHH ❌ TIME OUT🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️ i’ll uber thank YOU‼️ (grow upppp) THANK YOU . 🖕 SURGE RATES FUCKO‼️💸

t-shirts from albuquerque savers. the jimmy buffett shirt is utterly confusing so i sent it to a jimmy buffett fan who provided no explanation at all. the night vale shirt caused a double take that resolved when i saw the arbys logo lmao