screaming into the void is my favourite hobby

KID WATCHING THE VIDEO: This guy’s not not tied to his rope… this - dude, this guy’s crazy, does he have a death wish or somethin’? Oh my gosh! Doesn’t he have like a wife and kids at home???

[parachute opens up to reveal it is rainbow]

KID, IN EXACT SAME TONE: Doesn’t he have a husband and kids at home???

I remember the first time I saw this video. When it hit me, like a weight slamming into my whole chest, that this was going to be normal for kids now. When I was his age, I couldn’t have imagined people being so casual about this. When I was his age men couldn’t have husbands in the eyes of the law!

We have a whole generation growing up which says his husband and her wife with utter casualness. Which uses they/them and neo pronouns, and doesn’t even bother to wonder about the gender of a “partner”.

Happy pride everybody.

i would have suuuch a bad time if i lived in adventure time i would eat a hot dog and it would turn out to be a princess or whatever and i’d plead diplomatic immunity but the cop is a banana who has only ever been taught capital punishment by his war crime lesbian overlord and then i would get publicly guillotined in the candy kingdom and the last thing i ever heard before my head fell off would be a teen boy going “oh my björk that was hella wooble shambalooby!”

“I would be a cool adventurer and defeat dungeons with Finn” “I would be a powerful water princess and go out with other princesses” No you wouldn’t you would be berry person extra #35 and you would be on screen for 6 seconds before getting eaten by a giant bird for a background gag.

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girls when they dont know if they hate dogs or kids more so they cant decide which side they r on when it comes to pitbulls eating children

i love all gods creatures

this post isnt about you

all external situations are reflections of your internal reality. everything is about me.

Obsessed with this kitchen renovation where they found a 300 year old well under their kitchen and instead of filling it all in they made it a feature, like it's SO cool this well was so important and then forgotten and now being celebrated as part of the history of this house I love it

if this has been done before sorry i didnt know & couldnt be bothered to check but hello invader zim enjoyers

[irken x human romance shippers especially z&drs do NOT interact]

0/10 babygirl this was absolutely horrendous👎🏿👎🏿

quick lil doodle of the boys

hate, hate, hate the “mirror test” so much, all it is is some guy in a lab coat pokes you in the forehead and then they lead you into a room where there’s this window and some bitch on the other side of the mirror has a smudge on her face and when you point and laugh at her she points and laughs at you, but she’s the idiot with a smudge so why’s she laughing but if you yell at her she just yells back and everything keeps escalating until they drag you back out of the room, and then they ask you all these stupid questions like “did you notice anything about the person you saw” or whatever, like, yeah, i fucking hate, hate, hate her so, so, so much, i noticed that, why do they keep doing this, and then they scribble a bunch more shit in that file, it is literally the most pointless part of the week, and the worst part is they always force this conflict too, like, obvious lesson learned here, don’t interact, don’t speak, keep your head down, but if you just avoid looking through the window the test never ends and they keep waiting and watching and wanting to judge the results even though it is so, so, so tiresome and irritating every time, i don’t like her, i hate her, i don’t want to see her ever again

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so this epitomises self indulgence but i was rewatching yj season 2 and had a Thought for an au:

wherein bart doesnt manage to go to the past and instead has to form a rebellion with the now older members of yj (and/or some legacy characters like terry and such) and you get to watch as his mission slowly evolves from “kill blue beetle” to “save blue beetle”

mostly hes just a huge pain in the ass for The Reach tho

Currently dying

i know this is literally after he murdered bart but he looks so baby in this comic i cant. and the way that wally’s effortlessly lifts him like a naughty kitten. 

he so small. 

based on the panel where max hugs thad and thad has no idea what to do

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it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean

i abs0lut3ly h4t3 th3 w4y y0u phr4as3d “little cuck cream”

i are what i eat

you have made this post infinitely worse. blocked.

fuck dude you stunned them into regular speak instead of homestuck roleplay

Since tumblr suppresses posts like this I opted to use a screenshot of my last post! Link to the g*fundme in my pinned post

Hey so weve gotten quite a few notes and since this post was made we have gotten $20 which is appreciated. I'm going to need to go to the doctor soon for my chronic health issues and I'm concerned about the copay. I do sw and can sell pictures and videos among other things, and my partner does as well, it could be separate or together

We gave to be out of our apartment in 2 weeks. Please. G*fundme link

You’ve all know Walk of Shame, But have you seen Walk Of Pride? 

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shout out to google maps idk how to draw houses