beautiful women make me feel like. idk., a startled horse

hi ladies. sorry for giving a sprightly little kick in the air as i ran away earlier when you tried to approach me. I was just overwhelmed

The Ghosts of Right Now (2044 words) by oreo5317 Chapters: 1/? Fandom: All Elite Wrestling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dean Ambrose | Jon Moxley/“Hangman” Adam Page Characters: Dean Ambrose | Jon Moxley, “Hangman” Adam Page Additional Tags: Somewhat Kayfabe Compliant, Depression, Anxiety Attacks, no beta we die like men Summary:

Hangman Adam Page just lost his world championship and he’s not handling it well.

Kris Stat is so cool and strong

my favorite way to hang out is so lowkey like you wanna watch tv all day in our sweats?? ok. wanna do homework and barely even talk except to complain about how much work it is?? ok. wanna dance to our favorite songs?? ok. wanna read different books while sharing an entire tub of ice cream?? ok. wanna disassociate from reality together?? ok. going out is so much effort like sometimes you just wanna enjoy someone’s company without doing anything “special” and i think those are actually the most special times 

as IP gradually moves into the public domain, we should expect to see a new breed of horror that’s based on those early 2010s copypastas that were like “the kids from ed edd n eddy are all in purgatory, which is why we never see their parents” in the 2080s

taking a spill via comics

alternate universe where Dracula explicitly comes clean about being vampire in a letter to Jonathan and how he doesn’t want to lie to him anymore. I’m thinking it could begin like hello jon apologies f

Here is a complete list of the people who can decide if someone is LGBTQ+:

1. The person themselves

(@frankensteintrans)

reblog if you think it's okay for lesbians to climb a wall like a lizard

if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad's tiktok niche be

just realized dean has a cowboy kink not a cowgirl kink and in fact dean is NEVER faced with a cowgirl in all 15 years of the show but he is faced with cowboys many many times

You know... if Tumblr hadn't screwed over the NSFW community, I might honestly consider ponying up for ad-free Tumblr. As it stands? Nope.

Since pride month is literally right around the corner, DO NOT be fooled by companies that change their logos to rainbow when their money speaks for themselves. Image  ID below “keep reading” line. Source of said financial information is “florida campaign finance”

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I think indeed dot com should have a comment section

"no salary listed hmmm....... 🤔🤔🤔"

"BACHELORS DEGREE TO WORK RETAIL PLEASE SAY SIKE"

"'fast-paced high-energy environment' just say it's toxic"

Please do not allow anyone to weaponize your softness against you.

Seth Rollins loving The Shield and his brothers more than anything.

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remember: it is ALWAYS morally correct to wear shorts that are way too small. it is your right to have your ass cheeks out. if you ever find yourself thinking “do i really need to show hole to go hang out with casual platonic friends?” that is the devil talking. you do. you need to