when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly

Me n my mutuals taking the world by storm

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

Oh my gosh… Friend…

Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

so its either being eaten by humans in the end or being eaten by bacteria in a suit to tight for them in the end

honestly i cant decide which is worse

Tonight’s mood: really wanting to cuddle

If you don’t know James Shaw Jr. He fought off a gunman in Antioch Tennessee at a Waffle House. He saved lives.

Being cute and adorable when apologizing:

Expectation:

Reality:

scary how fast someone can mean so much to you

Scary yet fascinating

“In my personal experience, women raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being listened to. Men raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being obeyed”

I want this tattooed on my face

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkSnTuSlz5Z/?

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

Can’t forget this gem.

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

This requires entirely too much physical activity.

Issa!

There it is.

There what is?

Something dumb.

tbh prisons shouldn’t be for profit, it just gives incentive to throw people in regardless of guilt or innocence.

— I’m nothing special (via atrxc)

🗣🗣 EAT THE RICH