GSWIWG

You can own one. Puedes tener uno.

I can’t breathe

not even God can predict this ending

Pancakes with crispy edges >>>>>

This does something to me

toilet paper is returning to its natural habitat 😳 grocery stores are healing 🛒😩

I was gonna make an "imagine showing this post to somebody 4 months ago" joke but I realized it'd just look like any other shitpost and nobody here would bat an eye

literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

this is rocking my world view i feel like i have to call my family

....where did people think 'london bridge is falling down' came from?

i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise

“My cat trusts my dad way too much”

(Source)

In der letzten Fahrstunde meinte meine Fahrlehrerin todernst “Automatik ist dieses Jahr verboten.” Ich habe sie verwirrt gefragt, wieso. “Wir haben doch Schaltjahr”

deine fahrlehrerin ist ein verkleideter dad

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

WHAT THE FUCK

this is the only time i mildly enjoyed this song

How have I not known that I needed this in my life

A pop-up/hideaway wooden castle. (Source)

I can’t be the only one who thought that was a really weird pizza at first.

Totally was like “Why tf are we looking at a burned pizza?” That’s actually very cool.

meirl

I’m

this is the giant cosmic dragon that carries the universe on its jaws

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Is this how you roll?

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

happy to report i’m back on my bullshit

and a rare variant

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

>:3€

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

“They live so long…but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.” 

“These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them”

My heart wtf

Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.

POV Fantasy slice of life book when?

“Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn’t touch her and yet I love her still.”

“For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end.”

SHOOK

We had to do Kinetic typography in class today. I chose a very important audio clip

this actually made me start to cry