soccer moms

[children bickering and yelling “mom” in the background]

Mom: Listen Trisha I already told you I can’t make it, I got- I got soccer practice at four and then I got [??] at seven -! [gets hit in the head with soccer ball] Mason I swear to gwad!

“I’m really into you”

“I got a big dick”

“I eat ass”

“I got money”

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2016 is the final year of phil being in his 20’s reblog if ur not ready for ur son to grow up

“Leave the saving of the world to the men?

I don’t think so…”

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

Reblog this Money Cat :D

me scrolling down my dash

How to start a fight in any pub in Britain:

Say “chip cob”

what the fuck is a chip cob?

*chip butty

if you put chips in a cob it becomes a butty, everyone knows that

Ok what the fuck is a chip butty?

The wrong name for a chip cob

I am so glad George Washington told y'all to fuck of so I don’t gotta participate in whatever this BS is

the "is adorable but is actually Satan" squad

I feel attacked

Feels mighty good from this side.

this is so funny wtf

JESUS

Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”

Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*

Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”

@christmaskarly

I love the Sanders gang

• Bernie, who wants to fix the country • Thomas, who makes us laugh and smile • Colonel, who makes some damn nice chicken

the father, the son and the finger-licking spirit

a fan losing her shit when adele surprises her

Adele is like… well damn i’m hype too now

(Re-post) OMG LOVE THIS SO MUCH! Nice job panic! love the new song ^ . ^ 

*Headphones Recommended*

*reposts forever*

I’m obsessed 😍 Brendon, your voice is perfection!

yessss, his voice is more than perfection

I may be slightly frustrated

dans laugh sounded so raw here??? I love dying and being dead

Me

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.