The Only Way In Is Out

friend: how are things me: please don’t make me think about my life

Amanda De Vito

the sexiest thing abt me ? i love soup

Patreon - Pink Haired Lady by serafleur

Love this! - kebahagiaan4u

Nvm

Person: “Help! Someone stole my car!”

[Triumphant music plays as Superhero disrobes]

Person:“It’s red with a ‘Vote for Donald Trump’ sticker on it.”

80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive

when your young padawan makes a good call

Kim Pastabowl

oback barama is such a good president

name 5 of his songs

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

I’m such a “Look at the moon!” person.

I wish there was a way to kill yourself and see how everyone who you knew reacts, and then depending on that choose whether to stay dead or not. If that were the case I’d kill myself right this second. 

I think about this every night.

“wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?”

“wow! who taught you how to make that?”

  “wow! who taught you-”

why do you know so much about sex

why are you so calm about porn

why do you hate people so much

why don’t you ever hang out with anyone from your school

what do you mean you hate this genera—