so i watched the latest real time sonic fan dub
bald Sunny reblog to slap her bald head like to slap her bald head
*puts my cigarettes out on you*
*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*
oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…
*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*
I feel so dirty. Not in a emotional angsty way i just feel like I fought a raccoon for a half smoked cigarette and lost
Anonymous asked:
Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had the sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)
im in Texas, where are the gay cowboys? I haven't heard ONE indigenous, black, or latino boy tell me I'd have to marry him if I put on his hat. no horses, no other black trans men tenderly holding me at night in his family's ranch. it's only wet heat and construction.
the media lied to me, I'm going back to Michigan.
THE HAT IN QUESTION
THATS MY COWBOY RIGHT THERE!!!
it's the thought that counts
I know this is about characters from a show but I did not initially process this and without any specific context this is the funniest comic in the world
these are always immensely entertaining to me so reblog and put in the tags if you'd trust your pfp with the aux chord on a road trip.
Kittens And Pups Who Got To Explore A Giant Aquarium.
thekobrakiddo4
Need a gf that wouldn’t let me cross the street on my own
if my girlfriend makes fun of my tiny southern accent ONE MORE TIME
Hehehehehehehehehhehheheheheheheeh
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underwater temple, underwater monk
underwater rhymes and underwater funk
he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk
with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk
megapope
he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk
on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk
he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk
underwater temple, underwater monk
Sick rhymes
HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!👍✨
this song slaps harder than anything i’ve heard in the past decade
Most movies idea of adding a gay character is adding a man who doesn’t play sports and listens to Kate Bush
Bitches will really look at the most horrifying and disgusting character of all time and call them their poor little meow meow because they were vulnerable for one scene
