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the fatter and heavier my tits get, the more I actually enjoy going braless ;)

Good Boy~ pt.2

You should have fought against this harder, you should have known that the bastard wasn't going to just fuck you and hand over the book.

After his little speech Stolas had yanked you from off of the couch and dropped you onto his bed. The silk sheets were no help with friction as you tried to back away from the owl as he crawled on all fours towards you.

His eyes were so haunting as he stalked towards you. Your tiny body was nothing compared to his and it made you feel smaller than you already were.

"Your so adorable when your afraid y/n, but don't be. You and I are going to have a marvelous time together~" he said stopping right infront of you and sat on his hind legs looking at you.

He lifted his hand and out of thin air fizzed the the only items he liked seeing you wear.

"Do you remember these pet?" He asked as the royal blue collar and leash hung from his hand, swaying a little as if to taunt you.

Not only did he make you feel like a dog he liked to make you look the part. You regretted ever agreeing to his sick little fantasy the first time because of how far he would go and also how quickly it made you his bitch.

"You're not putting that shit on me!" Stolas cooed as if you said something adorable.

"Come now puppy don't be difficult~" he beckoned with his finger.

"Don't call me that you fucking prick, I'm not your fucking bitch!"

Stolas was quick to lunge towards you and wrap his talon around your neck. Though he might look frail and brittle, he had unlimited power and wasn't afraid to use as he demonstrated with a tightening grip

"It may have been awhile y/n but don't forget your training. It would be a shame for you to endure all of that pain and suffering all over again just so you could behave, wouldn't it?"

You couldn't help but tremble in his tight grip as you stared into his luminous eyes. So full of dominance and authority that you felt that sick need to obey his every word.

"I...hate...you." You snarled at him but he wasn't phased in the slightest, if anything it made him grin in delight as he let go of your neck.

"That may be but you will give me your obedience, and I expect it in full after I'm through with you tonight. Now be a good boy and let's get you undressed."

You could feel tears of frustration prickle in your eyes but you weren't going to give him the satisfaction of seeing you cry.

All you could do was swallow your pride and let him rip off your clothes with his claws, leaving all of you bare and trembling.

You breathing quickened when he slipped your collar around your neck, the nostalgia and flashbacks of you on your hands and knees being fucked by Stolas from behind, his sultry voice singing praise after praise of how you were a good boy and how good you felt around his cock echoed in your mind.

He buckled your collar tightly and gave the leash a rough tug that jerked you towards him until you were flush between his legs. Full nine inches of owl cock pressed against your stomach.

"You look so fucking delicious, my cock's throbbing seeing you like this for me again y/n, my obedient little pet~"

You couldn't stop him when he lifted your chin to smash your mouths together. His long slimy tongue slipped into you and explored every inch of your mouth with vigor and his hand rake through your hair to grab a fist full. There was no tenderness or love in his actions, just raw possessive mouth fucking as you felt yourself unwillingly slip into your submissive headspace.

After what felt like forever he yanked your head back to separate the kiss. A thick string of saliva connected the two of you and snapped from the weight, leaving Stolas to lick away his half and smear yours across your numb lips.

"Such a tasty little pet. You like it when I kiss you like that don't you~" You nodded eagerly as your shaky hands gripped at the smooth feathers of his chest, they felt soft and you couldn't help yourself from snuggling your face into the fluff like a dog longing for their masters affection.

"Are you going to be good for me y/n, do you want me to fuck you like the little slut that you are so you'll learn your place?"

Your moans came out in broken breaths as you felt his talons grabbed your ass and spread your plump cheeks apart.

You looked up at his with tears streaming down your face. The need for Stolas had become overwhelming that you didn't care about saving your dignity, you needed him.

"I..I'll be..good... I promise..please.. please.."

The owl prince pulled you into a brief kiss before pushing you onto the bed, leash still in hand. Your entire body felt like it was on fire, the silk sheets felt to good against your heated skin you couldn't stop twisting and turning to chase the sensation.

Stolas watched on amused as you showed how much you ached for his touch. You knew how much of a mess you probably look acting so desperate for the simplest of physical touch but you were too needy to care.

"Don't worry pet, I'll fuck you in just a moment. But I want to have a little fun first.~"

He ran his claws across your chest and dragged them southward of your body. The pace was slow and an agonising tease that made it difficult for you to stay still. He leaned down to your level and began to lick and nip at your neck. The heated appendage was rough against you skin which made goosebumps raise across your body.

"You know y/n, I still haven't forgiven you for running away from me. I was quite disappointed, knowing I trained you better than that and yet you'd act so.. incompetent. So you know I couldn't possibly not punish you for that, right?"

You hissed when he grabbed your heated cock in his hand. The tip of his thumb rubbed against your reddened tip that was already leaking precum.

"Maybe I shouldn't fuck you at all. I can bring you to the peak of your climax and leave you unsatisfied, or I can make you cum on your own accord and watch on as you beg for me. Either way I'd be satisfied in the end~"

You started to cry and beg for him to not to be so cruel. You didn't think you'd survive if he left you to your own devices now, when you were literally begging him to fuck you.

"Well, since you begged so nicely I'll make you work for it~"

Stolas repositioned himself in a reverse cowgirl, his ass was flush infront of your face.

"If you eat my ass out the way I like it like a good boy I'll fuck your brains out afterwards, agreed?~"

Stolas yelped in surprise when you wrapped your arms around his thighs and dove straight into action. You shoved you tongue as far as it could go into his ass, the warmth and tightness welcoming.

"Fucking hell! You really want to get fucked pet~" Stolas purred loving the feeling of you stretching his ass open with that tongue of yours.

Deciding to give you some more motivation the owl prince opened his mouth and went down on your dick until it tickled the back of his throat. You dug your fingers into his feathers as you felt his head bob up and down in a vice like grip, threatening to make you cum  but you were determined to make Stolas finish first.

The room echoed with sucking and moaning noises. Stolas was now sitting on your face and riding your tongue to chase that feeling of euphoria that was threatening to over flow in him.

"Yes yes! Fuck me right there! Fuck me with that fucking tongue 'till I cum!!~"

You wrapped your arms around his thin waist to keep him flat on your face. The need to breath burned your lungs and made your head hurt but you didn't dare stop now when he was so close.

Not even the brink of suffocation by Stolas' plump ass cheeks didn't stop your cock from staying hard and leaking against your stomach.

"I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna fuck you so fucking good y/n! Make my ass cum, make it cum!! Yes!!!!~"

Stolas saw stars as he came on your tongue. He dug his claws into the flesh of your stomach, drawing blood as his entire body convulsed from the sheer power of his orgasm.

You lapped up every single drop that kept pouring into your mouth. The taste was salty but had a hint of something resembling fine wine as an aftertaste. Just the way you remembered he tasted.

Stolas got off of you and allowed you to catch your breath. He moved in-between your legs and raised two fingers to your mouth for you to suck which you did until it was dripping with a mixture of his cum and your saliva.

"Good to know that you haven't lost your touch pet, I haven't cum like that in a very long time~"

He pushed two fingers into you, being careful of his claws as they scraped the softness of your walls. Your hips involuntarily bucked against them, sharp sparks of pleasure washed over you like ocean waves.

"Such a pretty pet you are. Are you ready for your reward for doing so well?~" He asked as he removed his fingers and lined his cock up to your entrance, rubbing his tip against the rim of it. You hadn't found your voice yet so you spread your legs wider for him and nodded as confirmation.

With one swift thrust Stolas had buried himself balls deep inside you. The force and accuracy of it caused you to cum when his cock rammed into your prostate.

"... F..FUCK!!"

He held you down by your stomach with one hand and began fucking you, each thrust poking your prostate without miss that made you vision blur a little.

You could feel each ridge and vein of his cock as it split you apart. You were squeezing him so tight you probably would never let go.

"All of that talk about not belongings to me. Now look at you, a complete and pathetic mess of an Imp that likes to get fucked like a dog~" He pulled at your leash, relishing in the sight you made.

Your body was covered in a sheen of sweat, your eyes were glazed over with pure pleasure and you were panting like a dog as you struggled to keep eye contact with him.

Oh the faces you made whenever he hit your prostate at just the right angle  and the way you'd squeeze around him, it was no wonder Blitzo had loved gloating about you being the best he'd ever had. You were perfect.

"S..to..las..." You could feel your end coming. The build up was hot in the depths of your stomach and all you needed was just a little more.

"Do you want to cum pet?" You nodded as best you could.

"Do you think you've learned your lesson? Will you ever run away from me again?" He asked between thrusts, he was almost at his second climax but he willed himself to hold it.

"I want you to say it! Say you'll never run away and that your mine!"

Your collar was so tight around your neck. There were definitely bruises underneath and being completely parched didn't help the discomfort in the slightest, but you knew if you didn't tell him what he wanted to hear he'd never let you cum.

"I.. I'm your..Stolas... I'm yours...I.. promise I'm all yours, master~"

"Fuck!!"

Stolas came right after your proclamation. His thrusting ceased to allow him to empty his essence in you. Your vision turned white when the hot cum flooded your insides and filled you so much your stomach bulged.

You came not long after. You felt completely spent and numb in every part of your body. Despite your poor vision you could still see Stolas looming over you. His luminous eyes seemed to glow brighter, his chest errupted in a stream of purrs when he leaned over and kissed you.

It was surprisingly tender and if you dared to say full of love, but you passed out before you could think much about it.

•••

Blitzo was in his office looking up at the clock that ticked over his door. Four hours had passed and you hadn't answered any of his sixty two missed calls.

He had gotten the book as promised the moment you stepped foot in the owl prince's mansion but he was worried that something had happened since you hadn't returned to complain about Stolas and his disturbing fetishes. Also he knew you would have called him if you had changed your mind about the entire deal.

He was about to pick up his phone to try and call you again to ease his ever growing anxiety but his screen lit up with your caller ID which made him sigh in relief.

"Y/n where the fuck have you been I've been calling you for hours do you know how worried I've been!?" He yelled answering the phone.

"You know you really shouldn't yell Blitzy, it's not polite~"

"Stolas? Why the hell do you have Y/n's phone, his he still with you?" Which would be weird since you couldn't stand being in that place for too long.

"Oh yes. The poor thing was so tuckered out I didn't have the heart to send him away. He's asleep at the moment and I assure you that he's completely fine."

Blitzo was somewhat relieved that you were ok.

"Did you receive the book?"

"Yeah, I got it."

"Wonderful. I do hope it helps you get your work done. And while I'm here, I'll be keeping y/n for a few more days."

"What!? That wasn't apart of the deal you asshole. You got to fuck my boyfriend just like you asked so he's done with you!"

Stolas grinned at that statement and looked down at you curled up beside him. Even after four hours had passed from fucking you, you were still out like a light.

"Oh Blitzy I beg the differ. He was quite persistent on us making up for loss time, I couldn't possibly turn down such a generous offer."

"And besides. We both know who he really belongs to. You know I love you both very much Blitzy but you know how I get whenever y/n is involved~" Stolas cooed moving a strand of hair behind your ear as you continued to sleep peacefully beside him.

"He's just so adorable. He was such a good boy for me you should have seen him. Getting his brains fucked out really brings out his eyes don't you think?"

Blitzo gripped his phone as a little jealousy prickled his heart.

"Make sure he calls me the second he wakes up, so I'll know you aren't keeping him against his will for one of your sick perverted fantasies."

"Oh Blitzy, even if I were I'd take very good care of him you know that. Well I'll be on my way, do have fun at work Blitzy. Fuck you soon~"

Blush dusted Blitzo's cheeks when Stolas ended the call.

"Stupid fucking owl pervert..."

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I thought I'd never finish! I've been editing for days and it's finally done.🤧😭🙏🏽

Hope you all enjoyed part two, it was not easy to complete.😅

Please stay tuned for the next piece of action with hell's favourite pimp coming up next😋

Stolas x Male Imp reader

NSFW

You were sitting in your apartment infront of your tv, the cool air of the ceiling fan kept you cool since the air conditioner decided to stop working, but you weren't going let that get you down.

There wasn't a better day you could think of than this.

It was your day off, you were binge watching all the Disney movies Blitzo had stolen for you when he went to the living world a few weeks back and you were surrounded by all your favourite junk food on the couch. Yep, there was absolutely nothing that could ruin your day.

🔊📱Why are men great 'til they gotta be great?

Woo

I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that bitch

Even when I'm crying crazy

Yeah, I got boy problems, that's the human in me

Bling bling, then I solve 'em, that's the goddess in me

You groaned as you heard your phone go off next to you, forgetting to put the stupid thing on silent so no one would disturb you.

"I told this prick not to call me today!" You growled looking at the caller ID, he knew how much you hated to be disturbed on your days off.

"Why the fuck are you calling me on my day off, do I need to remind you how I fucked you up the last time you disturbed my day off?" You spat when you answered the call.

"Y/n babe, I was just calling to see how you were doing, can't a man call his wonderful boyfriend to check up on him?" You could literally hear the bullshit from your side of the phone.

"Cut the crap Blitzo what the fuck do you want and it better be good." You said watching the scene in Lion King where Scar was spitting that heat to the hyenas in the cave.

"Well I was hoping you could do me a really huge favor. It's really important and I'd really appreciate your help."

"If it's so important why don't you do it yourself then?"

"Well.. let's just say I'm not the one he wants to do exactly....." You had a dumbfounded look on your face as you processed his words.

Then it hit you like a sack of wet bricks.

"No! Absolutely not I am not fucking doing that shit with that asshole again!" You yelled into the phone. How dare he even ask you to do something like that again after you told him to never ask you again.

"Please y/n this is really important. We need a spell book  for our new client and that rich asshole is the only one that's willing to give it to us."

"But I'll have to sacrifice my dignity in return as payment no fucking thank you."

The last time you agreed to sleep with that owl you swore to never agree to it again. It wasn't a bad experience per say, but there were certain things you didn't like about what sleeping with Stolas did to you. What he did to you if you were really being honest.

"I volunteered to do it myself but he said and I quote.. "If you want the book Blitzy your going to have to give me y/n so I can plow his ass like a corn field and watch him beg for mercy as I pump every drop of my cum into his guts till he's pregnant."

You felt your eye twitch as a deep blush crept across your face as Blitzo repeated what Stolas said about you. Could that asshole be any less disgusting?

"Look I know you don't like the prick, I don't either but this is strictly business and your the only person he'll give us the book for." You gripped your phone as your emotions began to swirl around in your chest.

You knew Blitzo wouldn't ask this of you if it wasn't extremely important. He really cared about you and wouldn't put you in any situation you couldn't handle.

But on the other hand Stolas was one of the most disturbed overlords you've ever met when it came to expressing his sexual desires and sadly you and Blitzo had become his primary sources of entertainment over the years. But he also had some of the most powerful spell books and artifacts in hell that were beneficial to IMP.

"How much is this client of yours paying that I have to sell myself to that sick pervert?" You asked gripping the bridge of your nose annoyed that you were actually considering going back to that rich asshole.

"Sixty million." Your head shot up at the amount. For someone to actually pay so much just to have someone in the living world killed was a very rare job.

"Who the fuck so you have to kill for that amount their grandmother?"

"Their entire family actually, a million for each head so they've got a pretty big extended family up there."

Well shit. With that kind of money the company could finally get remodeled and everyone could get to spend the rest of it on a well deserved vacation.

"If I do this for you I want twenty percent and the next month off. No phone calls, no booty calls nothing. And I want the entire marvel universe collection and a signed autograph from Stan Lee himself as payment." You groaned as you heard Blitzo began to cry.

"I love you so much y/n. I promise to take you to out on the best date you've ever had in your life after this. I don't deserve you!!"

"Alright shut up before I change my mind. Call the bastard and tell him I'm on my way."

"Your the best babe!"

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You just wanted to leave and tell Blitzo to shove it.

Being back in the mansion with all the creepy portraits of the royal family staring at you along with the expensive furniture and fineries was causing your stomach to churn.

Last time you were here you felt so dirty and disgusted with yourself. Not because you slept with the owl overlord who was married and had a daughter who he loved, but because of the person he turned you into whenever he got his hands on you.

Despite him being a complete bottom and relished in the feeling of being stuffed with the biggest dick he could find(which was Blitzo's), he had expressed his deep love of making you his bitch.

You weren't packing as much as your boyfriend but you had 'the tightest ass in hell' as Blitzo liked to say. The first time Stolas had taken Blitzo's advice and tried your ass when you had agreed to a threesome for a business deal, let's just say the owl had become a little obsessed with you afterwards.

And not only that, you became an entirely different person, obedient and complacent to his every word like a dog. And you hated that.

"Well, there's a pretty face I haven't seen in a very long time~" You wanted to punch yourself when you jumped at the sound of Stolas' voice when he entering the room. He was dressed in nothing but that bloody red robe he likes to trot around in anytime he had 'company' and that stupid cocky smile on his break.

"Let's just get this over with Stolas. I'm not here for you I'm here for Blitzo so let's do this so I can get the book." You scooted across the plush couch as the overlord took a seat right next to you, his robe wasn't tied properly so his chest puff and long legs were all exposed for you to see.

"Oh come now y/n, your not still mad at me are you? I thought we both had a wonderful time that night. In fact I haven't been able to get you fucking yourself on my cock as you moaned my name out of my head~" He cooed as he crawled across the couch trapping you between his long arms.

"I know you've been avoiding me for the past few months, but I thought giving you some space was the right thing to do. After all you discovered so many things about yourself with me, I thought you would have atleast called.." If your nerves weren't fighting to get the best of you right now, you would have heard the actual hurt in his voice.

He never tried to hide the fact that he was attached to you and Blitzo. Even if his wife were in the same room anyone could see the difference in how he acted towards each of you.

"My life doesn't revolve around you as much as you think it does. Besides I have Blitzo so there really wasn't much need for you besides business."

Now, as an Imp you were naturally a little bit of a bitch by default. You said and did what was on your mind and thought about the consequences later.

Stolas was a powerful overlord by birth and despite his prim and proper exterior was a very horny, jealous and possessive demon when it came things he considered his. At times he liked to think of himself as a very lenient man and on occasion took the feelings of those below him into consideration.

Obviously he's been too lenient with you and you needed to be  reminded just how much power he really had over you.

"Is that so? And you though that hiding away from me for six months would make me magically disappear? Oh y/n darling, I thought you were more intelligent than that."

You shrieked when he pinned you down to the couch by your shoulders and leaned down to your face. His four predatorial red eyes were practically glowing with lust as he stared down at you.

"I'm going to fuck you y/n, and I'm going to fuck you very good. I'm going to shred that pride of yours apart and watch you beg me to fuck the shit out of you.

We both know how you liked it when I'd tie you down, dig my talons into your skin until you bled, spread your legs open and power drill you into my silk sheets and watch you be the perfect little slut just for me. Blitzo may have a fat cock but I know to stretch you tight little ass till you can't walk."

Your entire body was shaking as Stolas ran his sharp claws across your body, the mere sharpness of them caused parts of your clothes to rip exposing your skin underneath.

"You think your in control of yourself but you and I are exactly the same y/n, we both love the thrill of being fucked like whiny little bitch in heat~"

"I'm...nothing like you!-" your voice was Shakey but you were determined to prove to Stolas that he didn't know you as well as he thinks he does.

"Oh yes you are, and I'm going to enjoy proving it to you all over again~"

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Stay tuned for part two 👀👅💦

You stood outside the elegantly carved double doors, your head was swirling with fear and uncertainty of what would await you on the other side.

This was the only way to save them, you knew this. Or else you would have found another way and would tell Stolas to suck it, but you couldn't.

Your friends had gone on a mission to the living world while you were spending some time with your family.

You had gotten the call from Blitzø during lunch with your parents that they were in deep shit and he didn't think they were coming home.

You being the rational person that you were ran straight to Stolas for help. It was his book that got your friends into this situation in the first place, so he'd have to be the one to fix this.

But you didn't know if you had the strength to face the prince.

He has made it clear on several occasions that he was very interested in you and had extended his help to you for anything you desired.

To be honest he scared the hell out of you. Not only because he was a prince of hell but because you've seen first hand how dangerous he really is.

Behind all the wealth, status and titles in hell, he was one of the most feared and respected overlords in all the rings.

You weren't a very strong or confident person and he was intimidating enough for you to want to stay away from him. But he clearly liked to use the fact that you fear him to his advantage.

You loved your friends enough to swallow your fears and face the prince. Their lives depended on this one moment.

Before you could knock, the doors pushed outward to grant you access to the other side.

The room was a marble white, trims of gold were on every corner, edge and crack of evey surface.

An elevated staircase was at the centre of the room, it almost reminded you of the stairway to heaven if you ever had to guess what it looked like. And at the top of it was Stolas Goetia.

He was laid back on a plush white throne while being fanned by his imp servants. He was dressed as elegantly as he always does, your eyes locked and you felt a chill run up your spine. He probably sensed it and it made him smile.

"Well well, if it isn't Y/n. What do I owe for such a rare visit?"

You stopped a few inches away from the first stair. You could feel the perspiration rolling down your back despite the cool air in the room.

"I.. I need your help."

"Is that so?"

"Blitzø, my friends are in trouble on earth. They've been captured and they can't use your book to get back."

"I am well aware of what's going on with your little friends dear."

"If you know why don't you help them, aren't you afraid of what might happen if the humans get a hold of your book? What your superiors will do when they find out about this?"

"Oh I've considered the outcomes believe me, but I just don't seem to care about your little friends darling. I can simply snap my fingers and my book will return to me leaving the rest of them at the mercy of the humans."

"Why would you do that? Do they mean so little to you you'd abandon them!?"

"Those little imps mean nothing to me darling. From the moment I grated them access to my book they've caused nothing but trouble for me, so I think of this as revenge."

He uncrossed his legs and crossed then again. His eyes narrowed and made him look sinister.

"You on the other hand, are a completely different story."

"I don't have anything to do with this, you said if I ever needed anything all I had to do was ask. Well I'm asking now, save my friends."

There was a long pause between you. His glowing red eyes stared at you intensely while you stood there.

"And what is it that you have to offer me as payment, little imp?"

"P.. payment?"

"Well of course, you can't get something for nothing in hell you know."

Was he serious? Your friends were fighting for their lives up there and all this prick cared about was getting something out of all of this.

"I don't have anything to give you."

"Oh come now Y/n, you and I both know that's not true. I've told you countless times what I wanted, surely you remember?"

You do remember and it made you want to throw up in your mouth.

"I can't do that, I've.. I've never done that."

"Oh I'm well aware darling. That's what I like most about you, untainted and untouched by the filth of this world. It's quite a rarity for someone down here, don't you agree?"

Virginity was a rarity in hell, it was something you've protected all your life. At the end of the day it defined you and it was all you had.

"You have no right asking that of me."

"But I am. How much are you willing to sacrifice to save them? Surely me personally going up there just to save them will be generous on my part, but I want to know how far you're willing to go for them."

It all boiled down to him and his obsession with you. He was using your friends against you and it was pissing you off. But what choice did you have at this point?

"I'll do anything if it means saving them."

"Even if it meant surrendering yourself completely to me?"

"I'll give you whatever you want, just save them, I beg you."

You hardly felt the tears running down your face. You felt trapped and unable to hold yourself together. You'd do anything for your friends.

"Come to me then~"

You climbed each step as slowly as possible. It felt like you were walking into the lions den fully aware what awaited you, but you walked anyways.

He looked like a god the more you approached him. He was royalty, but there was this air about him that made him seem like a deity that thrived on praise and worship.

"What a rarity you are. Sacrificing your virtue to save the ones you love the most. I will enjoy fucking you for the foreseeable future, my darling little plaything~"

Foreseeable future? He didn't actually think you were going to see you after this did he?

"Oh did I not mention this wasn't going to be a one time thing? Silly me."

"But.."

"I don't just want you physically darling. I want your love, your devotion, your total submission mind, body and soul. I told you that I would have you one way or another, and if this is what it takes then so be it. I always get what I want darling, you'll soon come to realize that."

A solid gold chain materialized in his hand, a collar with his name engraved into it hung in front of you.

"All you have to do is put it on, show me that you're willing to sacrifice what is most precious to you for them. Surely they'd do the same for you, wouldn't they?"

Of course they would. They wouldn't even hesitate, or they'd fight until no other options were left. But you weren't a fighter like your friends were and you were afraid of what was in stored for you once you accepted.

Regardless of how you felt there was no other option. So you did the only thing that you could do.

The collar was a snug fit, it wasn't tight to cut off your breathing but you could feel every carving against your next from the inside of it.

"Well, that settles it then." Stolas snapped his fingers and your friends fell screaming through an opened portal.

"What the actual fuck!!" Blitzø yelled rubbing his lower back from the fall.

"Guys!" They were alright. They were all safe. You tried to rush to them but Stolas held your chain firmly in his grasp.

"Y/n? Why are you here? Why the fuck are we here? What's going on?"

"Your lovely little friend here begged me to come to your rescue. Seeing that you're all accounted for with my book intact, you can all leave."

"Why is there a collar around their neck, what the fuck is going on Stolas!?"

"Take a wild guess Blitzø, Y/n has given themself to me in exchange for your safety. You all were quite fortunate to have such a loyal friend, but they're mine now, isn't that right darling?~"

You couldn't even look them in the eye. It was too shameful to even admit what you did.

"You didn't, tell is you didn't sell yourself out to save us Y/n." Millie said in disbelief.

"There wasn't another way. I couldn't live with myself if something bad happened to you guys and I could help."

"But you expect us to live with this? I wouldn't accept this. Get down here and let's go home."

Stolas didn't let up his grip and he didn't take his eyes off of you.

He was daring you to make a move.

"Y/n isn't going anywhere and I do believe the rest of you have overstayed your welcome." Six hellhound guards entered the room and circled your friends .

"Kindly escort these little Imps out of my property and do return my Grimoire to my room."

"Get your fucking hands off of us, you wouln't get away with this Stolas!" You watched as your friends were dragged out of the room and the Grimoire ripped out of Loona's hands.

"We'll get you out of this Y/n I swear it!" The doors slammed behind them, leaving you alone with Stolas.

You felt his talon under your chin so you could face him. His eyes had that look of lust and hunger that made your mouth dry.

"Now my darling little plaything, where were we?"

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For the convenience of all other feral Shippers out there ;)

Non explicit

The Midnight Special by prodigy

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34901

Lackadaisy Liaison by bubble_bees

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22769485

vinegar bymarchpng

https://archiveofourown.org/works/16085198

cannonfire by marchpng

https://archiveofourown.org/works/16011476

ricochet by marchpng

https://archiveofourown.org/works/15999530

Chambers of the Heart by bold_seer for Harvey_KingFandoms:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/9299117

Stopgap by Stariceling for slr2moonsFandoms:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/4131654/chapters/9315330

Altercation by cleflink for cosmogyral

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38109

The Scrapper by kakashi_mole

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23355445/chapters/55955746

I Never Said I Cared

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8092670/1/I-Never-Said-I-Cared

Even Gangsters Need Sleep by toxic-melody

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46119613

NSFW Moments

Lackadaisy Saturday Morning by handful_ofdust

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2353133

Lackadaisy Cornucopia by handful_ofdust

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2353172

Lackadaisy Sentimentalist by handful_ofdust

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2353211

Lackadaisy Home Visit by handful_ofdust

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2354972/chapters/5196410

Lackadaisy Nostalgiac by handful_ofdust

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2356331/chapters/5199650

Lackadaisy Undoing

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2356442/chapters/5199983

Imagine you're walking through a forest foraging and you come across a big fairy ring in a clearing. You step into the ring to inspect the mushrooms(very edible looking), not realising that you had fallen right into the territory of the fae. Quick, smooth vines snatch your limbs up into tight restraints and you see an ethereal humanoid creature with wooden features appear. They look you over and ask your name. Foolishly, you give it to them, and they giggle mischeivously as they approach you. They ask that you open your mouth and you seem to comply without thinking, your ability to even consider denying the whims of this creature slipping away. From their cupped hands they pour a sweet, syrupy substance into your mouth that flowed easily down your throat. You mindlessly swallow mouthful after mouthful, never feeling full. You barely notice as your clothes become much too snug. You're too focused on the hypnotic taste of the nectar on your tongue to notice the way your belly is beginning to peek out of the bottom of your shirt, and how the button on your jeans is creaking, finally bursting off, your zipper pushed down by your growing, swelling fat. To your dismay, the fairy withdraws their hands and you whine at the loss, squirming in your restraints, your chubby necter-filled belly wobbling. They grab your plump love handles and squeeze, laughing at your desperation.

"Don't you worry, there'll be much more nectar for you soon, greedy mortal."

I know tumblr has accepted the whole “cat’s internal monologue is a desolate Victorian child” thing but what if a cat’s internal monologue was Gollum/Sméagol

-scratching the floor near their bowl- “Nasty, filthy dry foods they serves us. We wants soft, juicy morsels from the canses.”

-sitting in the window- “What’s it doing, precious? What noises it makes with pointy mouth. We wants it…”

“Wicked, tricksy humanses doesn’t feeds us in hours. Must reminds them or we’ll starve. Wait for dinners? Oh no. That would kill us! Kill us!”

-bringing dead animals to owner- “Look! Look! See what good kitty finds! Eat them! Eat them!”

There are many flavors of cats. Victorian child cats and Gollum cats are both equally valid.

Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.

School shootings. They don’t want you to hide guns.

This is where we are, folks. We’ve come to the point where they’re demanding that children carry all of their school supplies in hand so that they don’t have to do anything about the gun violence problem in this shithole of a country.

I love malicious compliance

HISTORY COMES FULL CIRCLE, HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY’RE STILL DOING THIS TO KIDS. 

They did this shit at my school way back when Columbine had just happened!

Naturally, we invented all sorts of bullshit ways to carry our shit, because what the fuck, we need backpacks. 

My favourites included: 

-Fishing rod with twine tied around two pencils and a small pocket notebook.

-Tons of people got those little clear plastic bags they have in grocery stores for fruit and shit, and used them as see-through pencil cases 

Note: THEY PROCEEDED TO THEN ALSO BAN THE BAGS AS “CHOKING HAZARDS”. WE WERE NOT THREE YEAR OLDS. OUR HEADS DIDN’T EVEN FIT IN THE FUCKING BAGS, AND BELIEVE ME, WE TRIED AS SOON AS THEY ANNOUNCED THE BAN, BECAUSE MOST OF US WOULD RATHER HAVE DIED THAN BEEN IN FUCKING SCHOOL BY THAT POINT. DID THEY THINK WE WERE GONNA STUFF THE BAGS DOWN OUR THROATS? CHRIST.)

-One kid dressed up like a priest and used the loose fabric of the cassock to carry three text books around all day. 

-Someone hollowed out a fucking loaf of bread, pretended to be French all day, and made a show out of pulling a ridiculous number of highlighters out of this fucking bread in the middle of class. 

Now that I think about it, I think that kid invented Panera Bread by accident. Y’know, the little bread soup bowls? This was that, but with highlighters instead of soup. 

Eventually, things escalated, and the principal called the police after he went to the parking lot and found his car broken into– Nothing was stolen, but there were about 5000 fucking backpacks stuffed in his car, to the point that the door wouldn’t even open.

I don’t know who did it, or what group of people did it, but they’re all fucking heroes because the next week backpacks were permitted again. 

three recent pieces that ended up becoming a sequence...

what do you think, am i big enough?~

(Copy and pasted from Twitter: https://twitter.com/goth_gator/status/1637538450235699203)

I'm going to give one of these a shot again. I'm struggling financially and having a hard time getting by currently and losing my old Twitter account has made it harder for me to make an income. Updates every 5 days or so. I deeply appreciate any donations or sharing this drive!

https://ko-fi.com/gothgator

The way my tubby gut destroyed my shirt has me feeling like a popped can of Pillsbury dough. I'm so fucking fat, and I just want more. Feed me til I tear all my clothes this way and keep me growing, constantly swelling into a giant ball of doughy blubber. Please, I need it. 🥵💦💦

He/Him

SLOB ON A FIRST DATE

What I love about this gifset is how, like, something's taking over and emerging, and it's very clearly the consequences of gluttony. Like that sudden emergence in the first gif, as each subsequent one swells more, and is more firmly embraced, it just rules!

Experiment 🤔 Reblog to suck her silly✨ Like to idle by 👉