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THE SLOWER YOU GO THE BIGGER YOUR WORLD GETS!

tree fungi (road trip 2016)

hiking (wye marsh) Oct.14 2016

my pics

Chris Evans as Steve Rogers in Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) dir. Russo Brothers

at Cambridge, Massachusetts

Tiny darkness learns how to walk

@mostlycatsmostly

😒😒😒😒part 2

@mostlycatsmostly

she’s trying her best

Listen, Josh is fed the fuck up.

Local news does not give any fucks lmao

But wait! They got him a shirt!

https://instagram.com/p/BXUCaAMFovp/

Easy Chocolate Mousse Pie

Cheetah Cub by © hendriventer

Kgalagadi Transfrontier Park - South Africa

he’s finally here

put this in the MOMA

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Personal preference

Jace to Azor: I’m the Guildpact

Azor: *laughing so hard he can’t speak*

I hope this exchange happens.

Azor: “Wait, you mean the Implicit Maze backup Guildpact? That’s only supposed be like a spare tire! You drive on it for a couple days tops until you can either fix or replace the permanent Guildpact.” 

Jace: “Ah.” 

Azor: “So, how long have you been the Spare Tire Guildpact?” 

Jace: *looks at the ground* “A… while…” 

Azor: “And how long has the Spare Tire Guildpact been away from Ravnica?!” 

Jace: *looks at the ground harder* “…awhile…” 

Azor: *sigh* “Looks like I’ve got some cleaning up do.” 

Jace: “If some asshole hadn’t locked down the plane, this wouldn’t have been a problem.”

Art by Layla

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hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

It’s the best painting that exists

This is the “Butts” of centuries ago.