Will never see eye-to-eye with anyone less than the people who treat their pets like wandering ronin instead of valued family members. Like oh there goes Bronson our uncollared, chipless chocolate lab out of the permanently open back door again. If he comes home in three days after subsisting on garbage we'll be mildly thrilled to see him again but if he succumbs to his natural predator, the 2006 Toyota Camry, that's just the circle of life
We all have that homie who is always under siege
We all have that one friend who never fortifies their supply lines
That one guy in the friend group who's vassals and provinces are woefully unstable
Anonymous asked:
do you think a 22 yr old is too young for a 24 yr old?
i mainly fuck divorced fathers so i wouldn't know too much about that.. but yeah i think they should both be put to death
really interesting how wire mother is objectively the most interesting & well-written character on the show but cloth mother gets all the fic because people who don't even watch it see her & say "uwu soft gorl". fuck off
White Boy STUNS Waiter By Ordering Bread In Perfect Phyrgian After Being Raised In Total Linguistic Isolation By A Cruel And Inhumane Pharaoh
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