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Weird ain't it?

@gruesomeglovedweirdwolf

On Wednesday this blog hit 9 years old if I hadnt deleted my first tumblr years ago Id be 15 years old

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Jessie doesn't nerd out often but when she does, it's about snakes or fashion. After she released Arbok and sent Seviper to HQ, I feel like she missed them so much she just got deep into ophiology

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WHATS UP TUMBLR

It’s your bun, running from the dumpster fire that is twitter

Im going to try and use this space to

- rebuild my community of friends

- share art of my sona (and cool art in general)

- post streaming notifications (check out @punkbnuuy on twitch DO ITTT)

- and maybe blog about my life and post totally sfw selfies (please dont ban me again tumblr)

So yea, hi!!

Older adult seeing you for the first time in a while: "wow! Hey! I hate your hair and clothing choices! How are you doing?"

GenXer family member greeting you: omg hiii you need a haircut and wow those shorts are ugly. So how is school going are you working yet?

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I love you grandmother who helped me pin a trans flag to my battle vest, I love you leather daddies checking on us, I love you trans dykes driving the forklift loaded with water and ice, I love you queer kids in your renfair outfits, I love you faggot punks sizing up the cops, I love you drag queens laughing in the dressing room, I love you i love you I love you I love y

i love you kids in pup masks and fur suits in almost 100F weather, i love you people with packers and tits out and ambiguous genders, i love you old fags screaming the same rallying cries you screamed at pride parades in the 80s, i love you guy with pinwheels on your nipples, i love you girls with rainbow heart tape over your nipples, i love you middle aged gay in his fishing gear taking out his boyfriend’s lollipop to give him a kiss, i love you i love you i love you i lov

This post on r/AmItheAsshole (and the OP’s follow-up responses) have me cry-laughing – please enjoy

“I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan screaming, pounce over the counter and eat the entire five kilograms of cheese”

“we’re sending in the least threatening among us”

Audio transcript : Hamster balls are like so dangerous for small animals. You know why? Because like, they can't extend their back properly, so their back is like thi-- (cuts off abruptly as the creature in the hamster ball is revealed to be a crab; pauses. The following is said with an affectionate tone like one uses when speaking of a cute animal:) Well, he can't break his spine 'cause he don't have a spine.