hahahahahha………………..
youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st
Ive had this saved since last year
Yeah. Me too.
original thread by @pukicho and several other users
I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention
this post is from THIS YEAR
had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.
Happy one year anniversary little thread
Two years since this magnificent thread.
like to slap his bald head. reblog to slap his bald head.
This is a load bearing skull, do not remove
Sandworm fishing with the Fremen
Sandworm simping with the Fremen.
okay but the sheer fucking glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this
Jean Delville (1867-1953) - La justice d’autrefois, 1907-1914 Mine de plomb sur papier
Dessin préparatoire du panneau décorant la salle de la Cour d’Assises du Palais de Justice de Bruxelles
Shame to see cock and balls erasure.
sex mcdonalds destroyed
[Image Description: The Master from Dr Who is crying over sex mcdonald’s being destroyed]
Me too, The Master from Dr Who is crying over sex mcdonald's being destroyed. Me too.
most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.
what language is this
english
but in 3018
listen, the year 2018. you are living in the year 2018. and in centuries and centuries, who tid what to rilt or jilt around, so you better appreciate it for what you have. lot of people would stic or joiler to have what you did.
listen to me
dude what the fuck
aaauuuuuuuu auu auu auuuuu…
Bont dort ber burt bru. Pote toet chuppa paloosa.
>go to Draculas castle
>he has a humidifier
>pour two liter of holy water into it
>leave
fixed it
Get rawed garlic.
Ok wait, that came out wrong.
A story in four parts
$34.99
My cock is so average length bust so thick. So sad to see all these stories 😞
That’s great man
WTF is happening right now
>go to Draculas castle
>he has a humidifier
>pour two liter of holy water into it
>leave
fixed it
Get rawed garlic.
"You gotta get the mozzies"
-Aristotle or something like that.
i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back
can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming
only 46 more plots to dig
i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(
not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making
i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA
It needs some metal in my opinion.
Her confidence is up to HERE.
Her face says it all.
“Auntie” is retired WNBA player DR. CHANTEL TREMITIERE. For the record.
Well yes but Auntie is also probably the goddess of basketball.
"Do you wish to partake?" I say, offering you a fistful of ants crawling on all over my hand.
Don't mind if I do. *Munches and crunches your hand*.
Honestly I'm not mad.. just disappointed you didn't say thank you.
Oh. Um... *burps up some ants* Sorry about that, gantss. Thank you for the ants.
i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD
[TO THE TUNE OF “PON PON PON - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu”] (Music fades in) Tabun sonnan ja dame desho Oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Oh yea Mr Krabs (Music slowly fades out)
I don’t know what you would call that scream, but a simple “AHH” does not cover it.
I’m weak y'all istg
:I
Holy crap, I need to play this during the next Halloween.
