when the dude with no health says "spawn monsters"
Dont even bother I'm just cranky cause all I ate today was a bowl of lentils and all I'm gonna eat tomorrow and the next day is a bowl of lentils
I HATE BEING ALIVE
I dont talk about my race cause I start seeing Logic in my mind and hearing minecraft cave noises
I didnt even drink my fucking julep
I'm gonna saw off my feet
People act like making 15 an hour is poor as fuck lowkey make me wanna cut myself like 15 an hour is my fucking dream you the most ive ever made was 12 an hour we should kill everybody we shpupd make everybody die I'll be happy then right like for real blow up the planet
Like sorry I dont live in faggot land california bitch gas is 2.50 a gallon 15 an hour could afford me a servant to feed me grapes I hate you I'm going to touch you
People act like making 15 an hour is poor as fuck lowkey make me wanna cut myself like 15 an hour is my fucking dream you the most ive ever made was 12 an hour we should kill everybody we shpupd make everybody die I'll be happy then right like for real blow up the planet
The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007)
Bro being coworkers with larry curly and moe & you offer to carpool to work cause they live close and you drop them off, work, drop them off at home and when you see your back seat its a fucking crater theres banana peels everywhere and whip cream and two of them were playing tic tac toe on the back of the passenger seats headrest in sharpie
Finally assembled a mint julep
What iffff there was a number between 1 and 2 and they called it one and a half or Something ?


