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Aizawa: So, tell me why you two are in detention for two weeks.
Kaminari: We were playing frisbee in the hallway, broke the sprinklers, and flooded everything.
Aizawa: Correct. And what did you do instead of immediately getting help?
Kirishima: Played the Titantic theme on blast.
Aizawa, rubs at his eyes: That’s correct.
Doctor: Well, turns out to be only a minor concussion.
Izuku, sitting on the hospital bed: Wooh! *raises his hand for a high-five*
Bakugo, glaring at Izuku:
Izuku, slowly puts down his hand: Wooh…
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It's not "everyone" acting like it's normal. The majority of people know something's wrong they just don't have the tools to fix it. Maybe a plurality don't know that the problem is capitalism, they blame it on something else, but they're still aware there's a problem. "Everyone" is just too exhausted from working 4 jobs, 50 hours a week to scream into the void in their spare time.

guess I gotta pull out this bad boy again huh

You are a supervillain who has just captured your rival’s child. Rather than being afraid, they’re begging you to let them stay.

Frankly, you’d known those idiots had had a kid for years now. You’d pretended not to, because while you’d committed a lot of atrocities in your life, you weren’t willing to face the moral quandary of whether you would knowingly kill a child just to spite its parents.

They probably thought they were being clever though, what with the blaming you for an injury you knew damn well you’d never given keeping one of them out of commission for a few months, then references to what they would ‘leave behind’ or ‘could not follow’ when in the latest death trap. One of them had accidentally pulled a pacifier out of their utility belt once, and tried to pass it off as being prepared for any young children they came across while rescuing.

Idiots.

Still, you had standards. Standards that fell somewhere past war crimes and before common decency, but they were standards.

I know its fun to be like omg twitter is dying lets goooo

but its really sad that we're losing yet another form of human communication and years of information because of another ceo baby manchild. I'm going to lose contact with a bunch of friends i've made because of this and it sucks

not a dream

One of the most frequently asked questions I get is: "How do you dream so much?"

The answer is - I do not.

This is a dream submission blog where people submit their dreams to me and I publish them.

Rarely do I post my own dreams, because I do not dream that much.

Hope that clears it up!

THOSE ARE JUST RUMORS

i would not be surprised if everyone's favourite croatian tumblr dream person was feeding off dreams to sustain herself.

welcome to 2023 where @one-time-i-dreamt is possibly fey and it still won’t stop us from sending our dreams

Years ago I overheard (eavesdropped upon) a telephone conversation between a public parks official and a golf course owner.

Parks Official: No sir, you cannot

Parks Official: No. They are a protected species

Parks Official: You CANNOT shoot them

Parks Official: Or poison them, no. Or trap them

Parks Official: If you like, we can-- no, I'm it. I'm the ranking official here. There's nobody above me. My boss? You mean... the governor's office? Sure, I guess. Okay bye

After he hung up, he gave me this thousand-yard stare before answering my unvoiced question.

"There's a flock of flamingos at the 9th green disrupting golfers. He wanted permission to go out there with a shotgun and take care of matters, but sensed there might be... legal ramifications. So he called us."

I laughed. "Does that happen often?"

"Oh, we get calls like that a couple times a month."

Country clubs should be burned to the ground and their golf courses turned into community gardens i am 10000% serious

Was golf created for the sole purpose of hoarding ridiculously large amounts of land just to brag about how little they use it?

Yes, literally.

just have post reach TERFs and very frustrate - not attack , share because disability thing that agree and not gender thing at all , but . hate . hate TERFs .

have fun with gender and break rules . that is advice from gwydion . wear whatever . have cool hair . make body happy and comfortable .

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My latest project is a custom set of keyboard caps

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I really love the way this post never blew up big but it never goes away. I've got other posts that get like 100k in a couple days, and never leave my notifications... But this one just shows up once or twice every day.

I fully expect the teeth keyboard will still be slowly circulating five years from now. Still creeping people out.

I couldn't be prouder. Someday I'll introduce ya'll to the hair keyboard and you'll know the true meaning of fear.

that's because curses don't just go away on their own