the roy family mausoleum
Cy Twombly, The Fire that Consumes All before It, 1978.
Oil, oil crayon and graphite on canvas
last succ eve is almost upon us so. who is your fave character and in which moment they became your fave
Anonymous asked:
i have a similar thing with reoccurring school dreams but instead of being like “oh im a college graduate why am i here?” i always think “well itd be rude for me to just leave” and i just wander around my old school aimlessly cause i don’t actually have any classes. trapped by social graces even in my sleep lol
lmfaooo i love that. you’re like “hey… can i go? i haven’t gone here for years” and every dream student and teacher gives you the stink eye
Every Placebo song is like I’m Crawling On The Ceiling I’ve Lost All Feeling… I’m A Little Banana Peeling
i used to have school-focused dreams a lot, mostly elementary - high school, even though i’ve finished college. a common one would start with me walking in and picking up my new schedule, then being unable to find any of the classrooms.
so some time ago i had a dream that started the same way. but i looked at my schedule, then looked at the secretary, and said “hold on, i don’t need this. i already graduated. i’m 23.”
and she shrugged and went “ok.”
so i left. and i haven’t had that dream since lol
If U think i’m annoying
Block me
If U think i’m handsome
Suck me
If U think i’m restless
Walk me
If U think i’m hairy
Pluck me
im always thinkjng about that one time i was on register for like 4 hours straight and said over mic "someone blease take over register i am about to become the joker." and they came to relieve me faster thab ive ever seen anyone relieve me before
i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you
i really like roman as a character but ohhhhhh my god can gerri or willa just throw a drink in his face already
Anonymous asked:
you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
what if at the end of succession Logan just bursts into worms
roman: oh fuck you guys! Dad's not - actually worms, alright, he's just fucking with us. it's a mindfuck, it's textbook fucking cave painting shit
Kendall: uh, I'm pretty sure he burst into worms, bro
shiv: but not... really, right? not actually worms. like it wasn't ... worms? are we sure? did - did Hugo say that?
frank: (raises eyebrows) Worms.
Tom: surely not? I mean, earthworms?
frank: pink and everything.
Connor: (inexplicably crunching on an apple like brad pitt) Yeah, but that's classic Pa, though, right? he used to do that all the time when I was a kid
Kendall: yeah no I remember that
roman: oh fuck off! (standing on the table for some reason)
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(later)
Greg: so Uncle Logan - he was, um, he was worms the whole time?
ewan: Greg, I tried to warn you of the insectoid rot poisoning this family. of course he was worms.
Greg: Yes, but you didn't... I thought, in a sort of, um, metaphorical way, like in terms of - I don't think you quite elucidated the actual nature of the situation, to me, um...
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(even later)
Greg: (on the phone) YES MOM, like the oogie boogie man!
dropped my rabbit and their head broke off :(
chocolate rabbit. chocolate. rabbit. edible chocolate easter rabbit. chocolate. not real. not furry rabbit. chocolate. the chocolate head of the chocolate bunny broke off. all chocolate. no living creature
