don’t forget!
can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them
I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.
For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.
But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.
JUST CALL ME A CALENDAR BECAUSE IT’S SEPTEMBER AND I’M ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHAT’S UP WITH OCTOBER AND AUGUST
horse pulling a very odd looking carriage in fact it appears to be a car upon a wheeled platform and even more surprisingly there seems to be a man in there this is a truly puzzling image
1991-1999 Mitsubishi Pajero
Actually that appears to be a horse of some kind. @identifying-horses-in-posts
Yeah that's a horse
if you haven't look at KH twitter today please do its fucking hysterical
For people not on Twitter, that asshole decided to rebrand the site as "X" so you know. KH fans have been changing their pictures to black coats to embrace the change lmao here's an assortment of my favorite tweets <3
this firefly caught her first finnie of the summer right outside my front door
I feel like Pacific Rim, Mad Max: Fury Road, and Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves are kind of a perfect trifecta of action movies. They’re not necessarily Oscar material but they’re all great at being the kind of thing they are trying to be, they’re all entertaining but not afraid of being genuinely emotional, and they’re all generally not hampered by dumb sexist action movie nonsense because their main female characters have their own arcs, are not designed for the male gaze, and the main M/F relationships are platonic. More things like this please!!
recently learned about a horticultural technique called Espalier, it’s the funniest goddamn thing i’ve ever seen.
Espalier allows trees to be trained into 2-dimensions, by tying the branches to a flat surface as the tree grows. They literally flatten the tree. They make the tree flat. Flat tree!!!
Look at this. This is objectively hilarious:
And people get fancy about it. Look at this nonsense:
(the first one’s called a Belgian Fence, and can be used as an actual fence)
Espalier is actually a very useful technique for
- increasing fruit yield
- gardening is small spaces
- maximizing or minimizing sunlight (since the branches all face the same direction) and therefore extending the growing season
Like. this is a legitimately practical gardening method. but it looks like they squished a tree between the pages of a book. just squashed it flat like a sad little dried flower! i could use these trees as a bookmark!!!
But yes, it is also a healthy and clever way to grow lots of fruit in small spaces, in climates they might not otherwise be suited for. I’m still going to make fun of it, but it honestly looks delightful and delicious.
Espalier!
Flat tree/flattery puns GO GO GO
Espalderas de toda la puta vida De Dios, sobre todo para las vides y poder meter la máquina de vendimiar…
